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Cishet Billionaire

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He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup. Born at 343ppm CO2. Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun

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a man in a striped shirt and tie is sitting at a table with two other men . Alt: a man in a striped shirt and tie is sitting at a table with two other men. It's the jump to conclusions mat guy from Office Space.

You're navigating an org structure with me today, this is what you get.

11.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crist

11.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kobayashi Maru that shit. The whole premise is bullshit. Shut the trolley down. No one needs to die.

11.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 985 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 9

There's rc plane flyers and radio hobbyists.

Easiest thing, buy a heltec lora v3 for like $25 and flash it with flasher.meshtastic.org then just start talking.

11.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A bunch of selfish, uninquisitive people are running the DoD and they're going to be pissed when they realize they're playing Risk on a sphere and trigonometry matters.

23.06.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Somewhere in Florida yet another ai chatbot is convincing another 25' boat full of men they can change world history.

This time instead of boating to Cuba they're affixing a homemade mine flail like a Sherman tank and attempting to cross the Atlantic.

11.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone checked if any of this was in Ministry for the Future?

11.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 10662 πŸ” 2659 πŸ’¬ 172 πŸ“Œ 51

Just remembered lemon poppy seed cookies and oatmeal raisin cookies from Larry and Lenny.

It's bleak right now but there's hope for tomorrow.

11.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Streaks are made to be kept. At least this one.

I'm much more likely to finally watch In the Heights.

11.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd watch that and am starting to hope it happens.

11.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Something about this image makes me want to check Dawn's political contributions but I feel like I probably know the answer.

11.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be honest, I haven't thought about Wuthering Heights since high school and I was way into it at the time. I'd like to continue never thinking about it again. πŸ˜…

11.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How about introducing a bill to increase federal spending on a clean energy transition you stupid stupid motherfuckers

11.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 797 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3
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a man with a mustache wearing a tigers hat Alt: a man with a mustache wearing a Detroit tigers hat and a tanktop

Not going to engage in the thread but I saw the US is losing our own fucking game (baseball) right now.

It's the vibe.

11.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A look at evidence linking U.S. to Iranian school strike
A look at evidence linking U.S. to Iranian school strike YouTube video by PBS NewsHour

They're disgusting and there need to be fucking trials. No stepping down. Fucking arrests and trials and months of testimony put into the fucking record.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud-8...

11.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw this. Hope you feel better soon.

11.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
U.S. Passports Are Getting Mysteriously Canceled...
U.S. Passports Are Getting Mysteriously Canceled... YouTube video by Traveling with Kristin

What? Oh come on dot gif.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B71...

11.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And low 40s a week from now. Like come on.

11.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah.

I get people's gripe about fast fashion when some folks are buying cheap clothes they don't bother wearing enough to wear out but it's been quite a while since I found some cheap gear that I was like yeah that's why it's $20.

Well, maybe zippers. But otherwise...

11.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Argh yeah.

11.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How are you feeling about the existing pack?

Had my eye on replacing mine for a while. I think maybe more thules. Like 25-30L.

11.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Does the remaining majority help or are a number of them very flippable vote to vote?

11.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did not predict what this was going to be about when I opened the thread.

10.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Fedposting: available today, your own private E2E PDS on govcloud. Just download our app and you're signed up. We already have your contact info.

10.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Took my own advice about going to a car dealership with how hot it was here today.

Everybody in the service waiting room seems a bit annoyed from my zoom calls though. Somebody asked me if I even had a car here. The nerve.

I can't believe they're out of k-cups. I only had 4.

10.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Enough about the Iran nuclear deal.

Talk to me about the Buran nuclear deal.

10.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lineage?

10.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still workshopping this.

10.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Out: saying something's multiplying like rabbits.

In: saying the trees in my neighborhood are dropping their entire inheritance on these cars.

10.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0