Matt

Brilliant sweepthestrait.com

lmao these three replies y'all

I am a baseball fan and I do math at my job and after thinking it over for some time, I have no fucking clue what "Lowest quotient of runs allowed by defensive outs between tied teams" means.

This sign should never come down

My new Purity Litmus Test for any Democrat in politics is to at least talk like uhh this cato institute gentleman

What's worse is that they responded to having to add 2 rows to the graphic by shrinking everything further to add "FIA Formula 1 World Championship" under the F1 logo like we have no clue what we're watching.

they feed a million people every day and it's not all gonna be porridge

a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time . Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi saying "now that's a name I've not heard in a long time."

Billy Blanks?

Yeah I thought about the tunnels but when you look at them the ramps back to surface streets are way too narrow.

TIL Hulk is still playing pro ball

DC folks actually sort of need to demand that heads roll over this. It’s a real problem if law enforcement in the capital is so pathetic, weak, and supine that their instinct is to act as stormtroopers for illicit federal power grabs.

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

Hell yeah cringe is back!

I got this poll, and then got rejected from said poll

Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

The canal in that image would be 50% longer than the Suez Canal and like 3-4X the Panama Canal. And unclear how you would make a reservoir to support a canal.

""Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."" im losing my mind

The 'epic handshake' meme. The two arms are "Honda" and "Honda Again" teaming up to "Ruin Fernando's Weekends"

He's gonna be begging for that GP2 engine pretty soon

LMAO he never misses

Oh yeah, someone definitely said "I'm not sure you can do that" when we talked about walking home

We were going to walk home (midwives thought it was great, nursing staff was horrified) but it was pouring rain. Friends picked us up, and the nursing staff told us we couldn't have the car seat in our room, it had to stay in our car (that we didn't have there).

BIG PEPCO NEWS: If you're angry about high electricity bills, the D.C. Court of Appeals just tossed out the Public Service Commission's last two-year rate increase (for years 2024-2026) for Pepco on procedural grounds.

BUT: I'm told no immediate bill changes for D.C. customers.

SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK

Appreciate the clarity

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Also 50% longer than the Suez Canal and 4x the Panama Canal

I predict they'll be back!

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I'm just glad the bus driver who kind of kidnapped that bus full of people by taking them to Vienna, VA instead of DC a few weeks ago found a new job

If you don't have enough drivers, schedules should be adjusted. This bus service is completely unreliable!