Latte Sipping Lisa

Me using the scolding church mom voice to whisper-yell for Indy or Kell to come inside so I don’t wake the neighbors

He feed them twice. The skill issue was that he didn’t ask why they were well behaved

SECOND breakfast… it was their SECOND breakfast

Did you check to see if your life insurance had paw prints on it? I am positive between Indy trying to throw me down the stairs and bringing in slugs she trying to kill me.

There were 2 tiny leaves on the back of her neck and I was afraid they were slugs!

She immediately goes back upstairs to cuddle Ned after she woke me up for breakfast and a yard tour.

Happy Birthday Lola maybe the spare human could be moved up to #1 this year?

Indy acting like she isn’t wearing a leave in her ruff like it’s a brooch

Even at 4:30 AM Indy manages to bring in leaves from the yard

McKellan almost fitting on a square of a folded rug

Now we just have malicious compliance

3 dogs waiting on treat. McKellan sitting on a rolled up rug

McKellan has been taught “sit” on the rug to wait to go out. He’s meeting the exact letter of the law sitting on the rolled up rug

Wait are there people who don’t have their phone on silent? Who are these MONSTERS?

I want baby cows too!

The rebellion is contagious!

i got a notice the squirrel was back. I go to the door to let the dogs out. The bastard looks me in the eye thru the glass and hops over the fence before I can even reach the handle to let Indy out!

That was just a happy coincidence!

I cannot believe I am giving bird feeder refill updates the Pacific Ocean

He keep sending me tasks to take care of the freaking bird feeder from Asia!

McKellan uses he’s right to remain silent

Darby wants her lawyer

When bath day pics look like mug shots

He’s just begging to be brought home!

McKellan wearing a red plaid coat that Ned hates but he’s not here to stop me!

It’s very cold so I’m wearing my flannel coat. -McKellan

Darby looks disgruntled at the spare human

Today’s edition of “You are not my dad”

That looks delicious!

I’m pretty sure it started as Home and Garden’s version: Shredded rotisserie chicken breast, 3 stalks of Celery, 1 bell pepper, sweet relish (remove any of those 3 you don’t like,) Add Mayo Mustard, salt and pepper TO TASTE :)

I’ve been having some health issues and offline a lot. Hopefully I am on the mend and back to antagonize Ned

That is not the crepe I was hoping for

So if I call the coyote outside a dog I can keep him?

I love it!

We were just talking about replacing the posts on the gate!