Aaron Goodwin

They’re calling it Cola Baybee Diet which stands for Coleslaw and Baked Beans Diet.

Abominably so

Abbott Elementary episodes where Jacob crashes out trying to do some scheme just give me life.

"We're going to engineer an onion that doesn't make you cry."

Brother, you are fucking with the essence of the allium and God will not forgive you in this life nor the next.

Just kind of meditating on the fact that J Edgar Hoover was a pioneer in information science and staffed out the early FBI w smart guys you could train to act like cops and now his political runoff is like “We’re here to do HGH and put perps in the Kimura”

I had a BLT and watched the Love is Blind reunion.

Tytyty ☺️

Sup

Baddie in the streets,

crying and feeling guilty that they can’t measure up to my attentiveness in the sheets

apparently

So true bestie.

Every game officiated by Drew Fischer is chaotic as fuck. This dude is an evil wizard hellbent on killing every soccer player in the American continent.

#concacaf

It’s crazy a guy with zero motion created a podcast called MLS Moves.

Thank you! 😊

Me, the most handsome boy in the world, standing in front of a pine tree and some gravel serving absolute, “yes, I suppose my estate IS quite charming, thank you.”

Sup

I need LAFC to be so dominant by half time that I can go to bed and watch the second half in the morning.

One of the worst aspects of so-called "AI" is that powerful people are relying on these obsequious chatbots which empower their worst instincts and feeds them the worst ideas possible. You can witness it throughout the entire economy and it's gonna' be BAD when this accumulated shit hits the fan.

US told me Iran keeps blowing up its THAAD systems so I asked how many THAAD systems it has and it said it just goes to imperial outposts and gets a new THAAD system so I said it sounds like it’s just feeding THAAD systems to Iranian missiles and then Netanyahu started crying.

mel_blanc_yelling_supercut.wav

But enough about elon's robodick

Fuck daylight saving time. It’s giving gaslighting. I know the sun and she said this is all bullshit.

You look great! Have fun!

Sup. Selfie of me that I took in the back yard while letting the dogs in after I got home from work and noticed the light was really good and I’ve been trying to take more photos so here I am in a grey undershirt tank top, a black chain around my neck, and black and silver framed glasses.

Sup.

No no, I love you as a FRIEND with big naturals, a juicy ass and gorilla grip 😽

I need tattoo artists in social media to shoot arms landscape mode and legs portrait because sometimes I have no idea what I’m looking at.

Whoever is booking over at The Last Leg and put Penny Mordant on the same week as @vittorioangelone.bsky.social did something beautiful.

Defiant personality disorder ahh nation

He’s a yearner.

StubHub ad for Iran v Egypt world cup match

wow there sure are a lot of tickets available on the secondary market for this world cup game, did something happen?

And I honestly didn't stop shopping their because of any explicit boycott, but they made the shopping experience SO user-hostile. It feels like going to jail.

Awwww, TYSM