I think i woke up with arthritis in my entire body this morning. Either I'm getting sick or old or sick n old.
12.03.2026 13:34
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I think i woke up with arthritis in my entire body this morning. Either I'm getting sick or old or sick n old.
Ice gonna find out quick you don't fuck with South Burly boomer grandma's. Thats a quick route to getting a mandolin smashed over your head.
First grilling night of the year.
I just ate three hotdogs and am stopping myself from eating a fourth.
Project Hail Mary locked in on opening day! This was my favorite book I read last year and the audio book is incredible too. Holy shit I'm so excited to be disappointed by Hollywood ruining it and excited bout my lil Rocky bestie.
40yo is old in Twitch years but it's not Depends old.
Why are Twitch ads all about pooping? Depends, Cottenelle, Scott. Is this because I stocked up on TP and PT expecting the supply chain to crumble again, or because I turned 40?
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I been putting a lemon in my half gallon water bottle every mornin for a week now and it's wonderfully sour.
Do you wunt butt coins. Cuz this how we get butt coins
Lotta strumming. I'll explain later but we gotta hurry and save the future by going back in the past. Get in. You have the harmonica right? That's important. Like I said I'll explain later.
I thought it was idk? Might also time travel. That sounds nice.
Losing an hour of sleep this weekend will fix me.
BRB gonna go fill the kittie pool with gasoline and slide it into the truck bed. Can never be too prepared!
Idk but he slithers under chairs like a lizard before sitting down.
Is it weird that Guelph is the only place in Canada I've ever visited?
Mother nature unsure whether to piss or shit on us right now.
Where we're going you can't afford baloney.
By the time we wake up in the morning tonight's drop will be old news and nothing will happen. It's maddening.
In the 70s people really just set out a bowl of unshelled nuts like this and said "enjoy" (right before the orgy)
True love is sharing moldy shag
We need to take microphones away from anyone who looks like a swollen thumb.
Oh fuck
She shat the bed again i guess
You won't like what you see close up.
Hangin out in the conversation tubs
Glazeinit with a neck pillow on
Fuck you, happy light!
Get out of my face.
I made myself giggle all the way to Pen Island.
Coffee protein powder please save me
