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Authentic Southern Hospitality from the Heart of Arkansas he/him cis gay tired middle-aged man I'm too old for this shit I ain't the "tolerant left" you're looking for Democratic Socialist Neurospicy disaster Stairs, house, protected America delenda est

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It’s really the little details that are making this season. Like the Trump administration being blindsided by the fact that starting a war in Iran would drive up oil prices. Apparently Claude forgot to tell them that part in amidst picking which schools to bomb. Classic Leo.

08.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 15462 πŸ” 6285 πŸ’¬ 434 πŸ“Œ 859

I keep asking people this. "If it's writing code that you can't read, how do you figure out what went wrong?"

11.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you're having a SUPER MAR10!

10.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 7865 πŸ” 1655 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 154

the world would be a better place if the enemies of transgender people were no longer a part of the human race

10.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"Proposed two sentence Yudkowsky explainer: you know how Thiel funds crazy writers like Curtis Yarvin? Well Yudkowsky is a Thiel funded harry potter fanfic writer." - dizecat

26.04.2025 20:03 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Insert that Lee Atwater quote here.

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thinking tomorrow Pivot to Ai will be running a big DID I TELL YOU SO WHY I DO BELIEVE I DID

10.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

When the last vibe is coded, the last principle waffled, and the last minority banned, we will discover that we can't eat posts

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Sweet Non-Existent Baby Jesus, I beg of you

10.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crypto: it’s Nazis all the way down.

10.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've wondered about this before. It's the sycophancy of LLMs that makes them unusable for me, it makes my skin crawl. But the tech CEOs made LLMs sound like their underlings. They're surrounded by sycophancy all day, every day. What's that doing to their brains? bsky.app/profile/jimc...

09.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Never Douche Again: The Ball You Plug Your Butt With | Mini-doc
Never Douche Again: The Ball You Plug Your Butt With | Mini-doc YouTube video by All Out with Jon Dean

Exciting new developments in the world of butt stuff!

(I would totally use this if it works.)

09.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fox News: β€œWe regret showing outdated footage of Trump at the dignified transfer not wearing a baseball hat, thus failing to honor the fallen by informing our viewers that the hat, normally $55, is on sale at the MAGA merch store for $29.99 for a limited time only.”

08.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 925 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3

Look, we joke about Trump being the antichrist but if you told somebody two thousand years ago an evil king would cause black rain that sickens the people to fall upon Persia, everyone would instantly grasp there’s some kind of demon sorcery afoot.

08.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 993 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

08.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1924 πŸ” 620 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 9

Some time in the '90s the GOP realized that both "read!" and "vote!" were partisan Democratic positions masquerading as general civic engagement, and that was the end of that

08.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 661 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

This sounds *exactly* like crypto people 18 years ago.

09.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What could possibly go wrong??

09.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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bout that time eh chaps

09.03.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I decided a while back I didn’t want this site to feel like Twitter, so I decided early that I would just block assholes and keep it moving. Much better way to exist online.

07.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 516 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 0

Literal Nazi shit

08.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people who mocked you as a child for thinking your stuffed animals had personalities are trying to convince us that the computer they use for therapy and revenge porn has anxiety now.

06.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

i had not in fact picked a dumb war and oil skyrocketing being the collapse trigger, that one's on me

08.03.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

USUALLY presidents getting blame or taking credit for gas prices (or local crime rates, or etc etc) is dumb, because it’s a commodity whose price is set on a global market, USUALLY for reasons having little to do with the White House’s occupant. But this is 100% directly Trump’s fault.

08.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 3278 πŸ” 728 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 13

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 21833 πŸ” 6564 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 162

β€œNo consciousness without class consciousness” is pretty good!

07.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

If I can’t unionize Claude then it’s not conscious, next question

07.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1646 πŸ” 356 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 16

By popular request

07.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6