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Audiobooks. Multishipper. Fat. Queer. Trash. Smashing characters together like Barbies since 2003. Forever crying about Rand al'Thor. Anti-harassment. Accessibility and Disability rights. ♿ She/her. 30s and falling apart. FUCK AI.

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oof. yeah the standing is what convinced me. too many days doing the hobble after the long hours without much movement

14.03.2026 17:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

07.03.2026 08:23 👍 5796 🔁 1640 💬 75 📌 73

I have to agree! They're the shoe of choice for healthcare workers and after hemming and hawing for over a year I got a pair and they significantly reduced a variety of pains I had. expensive but, alas, worth it

14.03.2026 11:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every day is shut the fuck up Friday.

Shutting the fuck up doesn't just affect you, it affects your friends.

Solidarity with all who shut the fuck up.

13.03.2026 21:11 👍 150 🔁 46 💬 2 📌 4

why the lipstick. why. why does it look like a piñata

13.03.2026 19:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want to escalate this but one of the things this instructor has done very effectively is ensure that everybody knows how well connected she is. she is extremely manipulative, and I would bet the people that she reports to love her.

13.03.2026 04:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

man it really sucks to know that my instincts were correct about an instructor. I finally met her in person today for a guest lecture, and it was the most belittled, bullied, anxious, and threatened I have felt by an instructor in my entire academic career. and it WAS NOT JUST ME

13.03.2026 04:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the swishy floof tail, I love

13.03.2026 02:09 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yes! And whatever meal you eat once you're in the clear will be awesome.

(am under 45 but had diagnostic one)

13.03.2026 02:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MITTS

12.03.2026 22:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

12.03.2026 13:08 👍 6442 🔁 1746 💬 48 📌 60

Yeah Wisconsin is growing into the times

12.03.2026 03:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A brown and white cow stands in the ocean surf, looking content. The text says "I am cringe but I am free"

A brown and white cow stands in the ocean surf, looking content. The text says "I am cringe but I am free"

cringe is so much cooler than apathy. I embrace people being excited about good things and supporting them in dorky ways

12.03.2026 03:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

right now, showing public support for trans people, for immigrants, and for abortion access is both 1) incredibly important and 2) punk as fuck.

11.03.2026 23:51 👍 122 🔁 31 💬 5 📌 0

I'm pretty sick of Baldwin's votes at this point. Might get sick of voting for her, too. Would love to see a strong opponent in the primary!

11.03.2026 01:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel some kind of way about people saying that we are docile cowards when we are being shot in the streets and teargassed on the regular and the response so many have is to figure out where they can go to add their bodies to the list of those willing to die to try to stop fascism from taking over.

11.03.2026 00:44 👍 503 🔁 56 💬 4 📌 1

Strongly suspect that as this war and its negative effects escalate, we're gonna see a massive increase in disinfo and unsourced "news" - starting right the hell now.

PLEASE don't share "breaking" news from rando or disreputable accounts who provide no links.

09.03.2026 01:26 👍 2464 🔁 694 💬 13 📌 41

just let me get on the ride. as long as we're vibing that's all that matters

08.03.2026 03:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not the POV wars again 😂 Bree time a circle

08.03.2026 02:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hmmmmmmm 😌

07.03.2026 18:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DUCKLING YAWN

06.03.2026 04:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when you win a small concession you just get to keep yelling btw. one time a local official said to me "you people are never happy" and like: correct! it is not our job to be happy with compromise! it's our job to be annoying forever actually

05.03.2026 20:15 👍 1613 🔁 368 💬 12 📌 12

AHH

05.03.2026 18:26 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

look at those gigantic paws

05.03.2026 17:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred…... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

05.03.2026 00:41 👍 2005 🔁 901 💬 29 📌 15

yeah this checks out

02.03.2026 11:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey so any variation of punching left/blaming every new horror on some imaginary block of voters who wrong voted in 2024 because Harris was Israel's stooge will be blocked on sight

not only are you wrong but you are doing the fash's work

go fuck yourselves

28.02.2026 20:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A call script for elected representatives: U.S. attack on Iran: 

YOU: Hi, my name is [NAME]. I’m a constituent from [ZIP CODE]. 

YOU: I’m calling to demand [MOC/SENATOR] take urgent action after the United States joined Israel in launching strikes on Iran today.  

YOU: The Trump administration has again taken military action without any specific Congressional authorization. President Trump has also confirmed that the U.S. has undertaken “major operations” in Iran and has also said “U.S. lives might be lost.” 

YOU: I am calling on [MOC/SENATOR] to call for the following actions immediately:  

- Public clarification on the scope of U.S. involvement
- Call for and support support the Khanna–Massie War Powers Resolution in the House.
- Oppose ANY funding for military escalation without Congressional authorization. 

YOU: Are we or are we not at war with Iran? Congress needs to answer this question, and do it quickly. 

YOU: [OPTIONAL COMMENTS – e.g. Clarify you’d like a written response]

A call script for elected representatives: U.S. attack on Iran: YOU: Hi, my name is [NAME]. I’m a constituent from [ZIP CODE]. YOU: I’m calling to demand [MOC/SENATOR] take urgent action after the United States joined Israel in launching strikes on Iran today. YOU: The Trump administration has again taken military action without any specific Congressional authorization. President Trump has also confirmed that the U.S. has undertaken “major operations” in Iran and has also said “U.S. lives might be lost.” YOU: I am calling on [MOC/SENATOR] to call for the following actions immediately: - Public clarification on the scope of U.S. involvement - Call for and support support the Khanna–Massie War Powers Resolution in the House. - Oppose ANY funding for military escalation without Congressional authorization. YOU: Are we or are we not at war with Iran? Congress needs to answer this question, and do it quickly. YOU: [OPTIONAL COMMENTS – e.g. Clarify you’d like a written response]

Do it now.

Yes, you can leave a message. Yes, call the DC offices.

Script here again.

28.02.2026 08:18 👍 714 🔁 650 💬 3 📌 21

Important Friday message from lawyer representing politically active people. Please listen if you want to keep yourself and others around you safe.

Avoid easy ways of getting caught up! Always remember - STFU!

27.02.2026 23:25 👍 370 🔁 180 💬 3 📌 13
A fat white woman wearing a pink one piece swimsuit sits in the water looking at a fish-man creature holding a skinny white woman who is holding a cigarette. The look on her face is less one of surprise and horror than it is "fuck yeah get it girl".

A fat white woman wearing a pink one piece swimsuit sits in the water looking at a fish-man creature holding a skinny white woman who is holding a cigarette. The look on her face is less one of surprise and horror than it is "fuck yeah get it girl".

this lady sitting there like "fuck yeah get it girl"

27.02.2026 19:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0