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united statesa americof
90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.
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In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired
Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once
room halfway filled with brown liquid
not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline
I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world
Hey there Delilah
What's it like for you online
I will protect you from harassment
And respect you for your mind
please send feet
it’s of me, mario
mom of mia
Pitbull v @pitbull Follow Happy International Women's Day to all of the women around the world! @TheMostBadOnes And then it’s a picture of him surrounded by attractive women
Happy International Women’s Day from Pitbull
wow mr worldwide has a very specific type
that’s no coincidence. it was a direct ripoff of Dr Mario
the best part will be not having to see your posts anymore
I'll spring forward when I'm dead (I've rigged my coffin to catapult my body across the reception room)
gen z kids don’t even know what these are no cap
the four phases of getting owned online
1. let him cook
2. he’s cooked
3. boom! roasted
4 ya burnt
if it’s 3 seconds long and in portrait mode well then sign me up
hate to be that guy but can I get one
mf said ingested in sports
is your wife kristi noem
I knew you would be
classic mid-90's toy, "Bop It"
nice it you got there. it would be a shame if someone were to
Canadian singer-songwriter The Weeknd, but short
who’s ready for the short weeknd?
🎶 what the world
needs now
is big
boat stuck
eggs are spicy enough as it is imo
doctor: it’s a boy!
mom: what should we name him
dad (visibly drunk): MARKWAYNE
March 8 on the calendar where it is printed: "International Women's Day" and "daylight saving time begins (clocks forward)
Thank you for having International Women's Day on the shortest day of the year
after 7 shots of tequila and countless modelos I am now being told that cinco de marzo is not a thing?