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Yikes. Weβre in that purple bitβ¦ βοΈ
Oh, that is really disgustingβ¦
Wait, what? How did that happen? Are you sure heβs OK? Aliens steal your baby and replace him with a robot replicaβ¦?β¦
Oyβ¦
Wait, what? Really? Amazingβ¦ π
Yikesβ¦
Can life please stop sounding like 1939? Things are already scary enoughβ¦
Targeted Mission
ICE Agents were milling around
And throwing young girls to the ground
No one there could suggest
Who they'd come to arrest
So they shot the first man that they found.
β¦ We find out when she calls my sister: βClaire, could you take me to my dentist appointment this afternoon?β βWhat appointmentβ¦?β¦β
Oh heavens. Itβs the generation. Reminds me of the time my 90 year old mother fell while getting the mail, knocked a tooth out on her walker, crawled under the piano to retrieve the tooth, jammed it back in, and made herself a dentist appointmentβ¦
How convenient!
Sad but trueβ¦
Nice! I mean, the limerick, not the 1984-style new world orderβ¦ π’
So sorry for your loss. Losing a parent is so very hardβ¦
No thanksβ¦!β¦
Ewwwβ¦
So sorry for your lossβ¦
Oh, really like that one, Louβ¦
Really tough to beatβ¦
Yikes!
Wow, thatβs oddβ¦ π
OK, but weβll need videoβ¦
But made with less material!
You gotta be joking. You!? Sir??!!!
They just refuse to understand how insurance works - or pretend not toβ¦
Love thisβ¦!β¦
Way to go! Thatβs our old home town!
They also eat ticks, so thereβs thatβ¦
Happy to see you back on tonightβ¦
Really nice, Lou. Must be a pleasure to write about an uplifting person for a change, even though hers was a sad departureβ¦