Beautiful creature. Reminds me of my two dogs at the same time
11.03.2026 02:42
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Beautiful creature. Reminds me of my two dogs at the same time
Let me sell propane
Fuhheva
In that song, he sings “baby” in the same voice and tone as Hank Hill saying “Bobby”
Piggy held like a baby by me, Tom. Piggy is a goblin like American staffy puppy with brown fur and a white spot on her nose, a huge underbite with visible lower teeth and huge outstretched ears. She is wearing a small pink harness
Piggy on a small bed chewing a pigs ear
Piggy wearing a small mortarboard and looking demure after graduating from puppy school
Piggy in her crate. She looks like she’s in jail and is expectant of getting out.
Introducing: Piggy
We’ve had Piggy since January, she’s an American staffy puppy who’s now six months old and she’s the most fucked up little rescue dog you can imagine.
Part of the paperwork we got from the shelter was just a sticky note with “brown. deformad face” [sic] on it
I was playing Geese - "Cobra" in the car and my daughter goes, oh I know this song, you sent it to me! Which was interesting to me because in the months since then there was no acknowledgement that happened, much less that she listened to it. And yet, it worked.
Maybe a cool sign to signal to my neighbors that I'm totally unfit for society: a picture of my dogs stylized to look dangerous with the text Molon Doggy
Checking back in on this I'm now up to like 2.5 odd lots episodes a week
Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go
Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go https://theonion.com/boyfriend-barely-alcoholic-as-far-as-boyfriends-go/
Ted Lasso x White Lotus crossover....what has this not happened yet 😂
I think it's nice to buy your friends shoes...
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 72 seconds.
y el hombre creo a dios : 72s
You know what I liked was when Biden had that awful dog that kept biting people
My daughter is doing Stitchfix as a way to explore new clothes on her own and after completing her intake questionnaire she asked if they will style her like Alan Cumming on Traitors. Baby tou are 13 they aren't going to dress you like you are at level 99 Gay
Got some tin snips at a yard sale for $5, saving me a trip to the San Jose Flea Market where you can buy any hand tool for $5 from guys who steal them from job sites and porches
Concrete Mechanic....say that gives me an idea...
Surely there is someone somewhere in the world with the resources and motivation to solve the problem.
Yeah weirdly there are works of art I dislike for aesthetic reasons (???). Is this really the state of engagement bait?
I'm at the barber shop where everyone voted for Elizabeth Warren. We've moved on from that and now we're all about the Will Smith National Geographic docuseries "Pole to Pole." It's fire bro!
I think if you get reincarnated as one of those little fish that swim in the huge groups you should get to be like 10 of them to make your odds of survival fair
being able to get a glass of whiskey at the barber shop has got to feel really good if you're stupid as fuck
Yeah they tested it on My ass
And it's the damn truth.
Who else is staying up late to watch the new Scrubs episode! 👋
han solo had to express chewbacca's anal glands monthly
Fuckin Hollywood does nothing but sequels and we still don't have my fuckin Star Wars movie about Jabba the Hutt's crime empire. Get your shit together Disney. That little laughing motherfucker he has is sooo good
My mom used to call her tail ‘the runt nipple’ and she’d dip it into some milk and let me suck it off and pretend I was weaning like my brothers
Costco Connection magazine just published a full article about why and how to stop your car
I'm lucky to be able to bike to most of our fields, but I think the kids have a strong argument that if they have to play then they should be allowed not to bike. And that's how they get me with pain at the pump
