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he/him/dad - BLM Fuck ICE - YNWA NFFC - very supportive, but not very useful - Continental Math League Regional Award Winner - Go Birds

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We need Mexico/Italy to go 32 innings tomorrow but they're tied at 16 most of the way. Then what happens???

11.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor ALT: a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor
11.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Australia. I just love that place.

11.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he did not. real good guy!

11.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guy who sat in front of me in homeroom pitched for Italy in the WBC, so you know who I'm rooting for.

11.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

religious mini-series on Fox Nation ads just go to show how little respect advertisers have for baseball.

11.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Right on the mark bot-tan.

11.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit that third Preds goal had sauce.

11.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In case you’re wondering about the WBC tiebreaker, β€œThe tied teams shall be ranked in the standings according to the lowest quotient of fewest runs allowed divided by the number of defensive outs recorded in the games in that round between the teams tied.”

Of course!

11.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

On Mario Day too nonetheless

11.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It me! Right here in this post

11.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

12 monkeys is part of the Ukee-verse.

11.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats king

11.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cam Payne goes 9-10 from the field, 8-8 FROM THREE, 32 points, 10 assists and this is the only time you’ll hear about it cause Adebayo

11.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And shooting fouls when you miss don’t count as a FGA? So he took something on the neighborhood of 60 shots?

11.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is my fourth time microwaving this same bowl of soup and I’m having a 10pm dinner if you’re wondering if my night went off the rails.

11.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hope that democrats grasp that it's the LEAST their base wants.

11.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

did not account for the missed 3 not counting as a shot attempt! my bad. They should have played you more, could have made up those 9 points in 3 more minutes.

11.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in one minute of play? You sure as hell should brag about this.

11.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3 of 4 from the line?

11.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

just went out on the porch to check the skies after reading this. I'm not on the map, but it's what midwest dads do.

11.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t score you say. College flashbacks in more ways than one.

11.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn’t be a team from Dayton without a 6-15 minute scoring drought.

11.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also Secundus is playing goal (not at all his usual position) in this scrimmage with the next age group up and all I keep thinking watching kids bomb shots at him is β€œnot in the face!”

11.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting near two other dads at soccer practice. Tuned them out a few minutes ago cause they were both just bragging on their kids athletic abilities, but they just flipped the script when I heard β€œhe’s in the school musical? That’s so cool!”

10.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I assume as a team you’d want to avoid that possibility at all costs!

10.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re so fucked.

10.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was it a satisfying amount of Guy Ritchie-ness?

10.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why isn’t Elizabeth Warren the President?

Because America is stupid.

10.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
NYT Spelling Bee didn't accept TOMACCO and a tomacco-addicted cow is expressing its displeasure

NYT Spelling Bee didn't accept TOMACCO and a tomacco-addicted cow is expressing its displeasure

10.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0