Daphne ⓥ

Overhead shot of Daphne lying down on an Oriental rug. A Walkman and cassette case are on her right. She’s wearing a grey sports bra, shorts, and cardigan.

Overhead shot of Jeff Bridges lying down on an Oriental rug from the movie ‘The Big Lebowski’. His eyes are closed while listening via headphones to a Walkman that lies to his right side. A cassette case is also next to the Walkman. He’s wearing grey sweats.

Happy Day of the Dude

From confident on a rink to the worst skater on the Canal. 😭

Me, first few minutes after eating shit right away: This is so bumpy and overrated.

Later, after finding my groove: OK, this is pretty cool.

Daphne posing awkwardly on the Rideau Canal Skateway. In the background is a sign that reads, “Welcome to the world’s largest skating rink!”

Finally lost my Canal virginity!

This was a rink. Kudos to anyone learning on the Canal—that’s like learning to rollerblade on cobblestone 😭

I’m so excited for the new Colleen Hoover movie to come out!

…Just so I don’t have to watch the damn trailer (that also gives away the whole plot) again.

Taught myself how to ice skate!

French Alps 2030, here I come!

Daphne is posing in front of a yellow backdrop with a Diglett plush on her right shoulder. She’s wearing a short sleeve dress patterned with Eevee and its evolutions. Her waist-length black hair is draped down both front sides.

Happy Pokémon Day!

Wordle 1,698 1/6*

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Finally! Time for a new starting word.

‪Oh, and this only includes films I watched in theatres! Support artists!‬

Daphne’s 2025 in film by the numbers: 107 films logged, 126 films reviewed, 187 hours watched

Most watched actor was Pedro Pascal, and most watched director was Jon M. Chu. Most watched week was a three-way tie, but week 49 from December 1–7 with five films watched is highlighted on the graph.

Most watched day of the week was Tuesday. First watch was ‘2001: A Space Oddity’ on January 4 and last was ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ on December 17.

The fiftieth film logged was ‘In the Mood for Love 2001’ on July 6 and the hundredth was ‘Rental Family’ on December 2. Most watched theme was “moving relationship stories”, and most watched nanogenre was “terrifying, intriguing, confusing”.

My Letterboxd summary for 2025 🧡💚💙

Let’s leave the “I’m not ready to book but wanted to introduce myself” messages in 2025. 👋

Fun fact: I won a Grinch colouring contest despite colouring his legs red. 9-year-old me did not understand the concept of Winnie-the-Poohing.

Side table decorated with a small lemon cypress tree, cat Christmas card, Jeopardy! daily calendar, Siamese beanie baby, mini Pikachu figurine, and string of colourful Christmas lights

Meowy Catmas!

Asami holding the wire in the film ‘Audition’

Jokes on you

Daphne is kneeling on a bed and wearing a strapless red Santa dress and Santa hat while holding a string of colourful Christmas lights.

Daphne is wearing a Grinch onesie while imitating him tiptoeing mischievously.

Choose your character

Spotted a pack of gum on a seat as I boarded the bus. Later, I saw two different guys at different times take pieces from it and put it back on the seat. Apparently communal bus gum is a thing.

Cute!

Daphne doing the Ozdust dance move in front of the ‘Wicked: For Good’ cardboard display at the movie theatre. She’s dressed like Glinda in a pink short sleeve dress and silver boots.

OK so most of y’all don’t care about nails or little details, but I do and this is my page, so I’m posting it! This is a closeup of my outfit showing a silver goat necklace (for Dr. Dillamond) and different nail polishes on all ten fingers—Elphaba colours on my left hand and Glinda colours on my right.

Obsessulated 💚💖

Daphne’s left hand is holding a Pokémon mug that houses a cactus with bumps that resemble breasts.

Meet Polly, my boobie cactus 🤭

‪*receives email asking if I have plans to work in Toronto*‬

‪Buddy, that’s already addressed on my website.‬

‪*ignores email and teases with a photo from a personal Toronto trip instead*‬

Daphne is sitting in a booth at the Lakeview Diner in Toronto. She’s wearing a navy blazer over a band tee and grey plaid skirt.

“I don’t talk like that—I’m from Ottawa.”

“I want to book [duration under lowest listed]”
“Do you offer [unpaid] social dates?”
“How much if I only want xyz?”
“I only have $___”

These are all haggling and negotiating. Don’t be disrespectful.

Thanks! I don’t think this one warrants any praise though—I didn’t include anything witty and could’ve been more detailed. Not sure if anyone in my audience actually uses the image descriptions, but the infrastructure is there so I always include it.

Daphne is taking a mirror selfie in a public bathroom. Her right hand forms a peace sign in front of her forehead, imitating the Sailor Moon picture that’s hung on the door in the background.

Long time no see ✌️

Don’t ask for bottled water if you’re just going to have one sip and decline taking it with you when you leave 😠

Going to a busker festival without cash is like coming here with an account bio that says, “Just here for fun. I don’t pay for play.” 🤡

Krabby cakes and spinach dip

Gnocchi and lion’s mane

Brownie and vanilla lemon cake

Devastated to learn that St. Elsewhere is permanently closing after August 31. 😭

The box for Exotic Cancer’s board game ‘Nightshift’. The cover depicts a pair of feet wearing Pleasers in front of a pole with money raining down. A copy of a handwritten thank-you note is on top of the box that says, “Thank you for backing Nightshift, this would not be possible without you. I hope you enjoy it. xoxo E.C.”

I received Exotic Cancer’s ‘Nightshift’ board game today!

Wanna come over and play?

“Please give me a good rating,” says the Uber driver who held his phone to look up hockey updates while driving, tried to invite himself to my movie, and suggested picking me up after

I just realized some douchey Cybertruck owner might have sentry mode footage of me ranting about how dangerous trucks/SUVs are for pedestrians and me demonstrating how it would hit me in a front-end collision 🤷‍♀️