Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see
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Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see
Most people rejected his message. They hated Freud because he told them the truth.
“Elevation” goes off the air and later that year 9/11 happens, why am I the only one who can connect the dots youtu.be/19KstSgU-c0?...
This country started going downhill once we stopped making movie soundtrack music videos with band members interacting with clips from the movie
Personally, I’ve never seen jars come in a can
shouts out to my crew, the kinds of people who base a non-zero amount of their personality around the fact that Jim Jarmusch started a club for people who look like they could've been fathered by Lee Marvin, and almost everyone cited as an actual or potential member is a very familiar archetype
I wish. I’m stuck at this factory downtown
“Are you sure your name is Kash? Because you’re a credit to your agency”
women: (on international women's day) finally a day for me
men: (on the same day) BABE I CAN'T FIND MY HOUR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HOUR, I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE
Oh boy, I bet I know what she’s gonna do with that banana! …she’s gonna let it get brown and mushy, for banana bread
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
*pushing through a knee-deep slurry of tomato, beef, onions, beans, and spices on my way to work* gosh, it’s chili out
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
Fuckin’ A.
You’re going to bike around the neighborhood with your friends until after dark and you’re gonna -like it-, Mister
Got these new Modelo ads opening with “Modelo tastes good” and, I’m sorry, that is stolen Winston cigarettes valor
I saw this trailer in a theater with maybe forty other people and I don’t think there was a single laugh. Dire
He wrote “Danger Zone” about his days drag racing by the shipyards. I mean, maybe. Probably. Well, it could be
"HIGH NOON" comic from The Perry Bible Fellowship comic Panel 1: Two cowboys are standing and arguing over a game of cards in a western bar. The cowboy wearing a white hat tells the cowboy wearing brown hat, "YOU. ME. TOMORROW. HIGH NOON" Panel 2: Time has passed. The white hat cowboy is doing an errand, carrying a box and whistling. The brown hat cowboy shoots his gun at him. Panel 3: White Hat Cowboy falls to the floor. He is bleeding from the gun shot. He says, "BUT - BUT IT AIN'T NOON!" Panel 4: A close up view of the wounded cowboy's confused face Panel 5: Brown hat Cowboy casually points to a clock tower in the back. A man is next to the giant clock and updating the hour hand towards noon time Brown hat cowboy says 'Spring Forward' The wounded cowboy is shown laughing at the situation and points to the clock tower.
Forgetting about updating your clocks can have dire consequences: (HIGH NOON comic from @pbfcomics.bsky.social)
Autistic people enjoy parallel play? Well, first of all it's called Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
…why not, i’ve given up on dating anyway
They’re gonna drink out of their hose -so hard- at you
They should make a word for that annoyed feeling you get when you’re hangry, but for when you’re not hungry
Terrible moral choices and fabulous prizes await you
We’re celebrating both International Women’s Day (March 8th) and Women’s History Month (March) virtually tonight starting at 8pm central.
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Three can keep a secret, if two are dead. If only ONE is dead, each player rolls 2d6 and adds their Treachery score; lowest score dies. If NONE are dead, play each round normally until a Secret Token is acquired
this was an idle joke a year ago but what with current events and so on i think there is now a legitimate chance that by the time this game releases whatever world it is satirizing will be so dead its genre might as well be fantasy
When you click the "beautify slide" AI feature in Google Slides.
NOT A JOKE