A. J. Bruner 🦋

Oh those darn Democra....
Wait...
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Hey Tucson, come on down.

He could have spent $5B LESS on buying EA, and not had to beg for more, but when they treat it all like Monopoly Money, numbers really don't matter unless it is a ZERO.
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The BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL was supposed to "SAVE" America.

But they are saying we're WORSE off now...because of Biden.

So why would THIS bill be any different when it seems NOTHING BIDEN AND OBAMA DID CAN BE REVERSED OR FIXED BY THIS ADMIN?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Current Admin:
Don't solve issues, just get angry.
Stay angry.
Be angry at everyone.
Be angry at everything.
Eventually someone else will come along and stick their neck out to do the job and get it done.

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Knew the risk, ignored experts, blundered ahead, got people killed.

Gee, let's get HIM a TURD term. (I said what I said, it's not a typo)
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So the BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL was of no help whatsoever.

Glad we wasted Government effort on that and a shutdown.

Oh look, another BIG BILL HE wants passed, so we'll waste time on this one, have another Government shutdown, only to find out, OOPS Biden is still breaking stuff!

GOP ineptitude.

If anyone else sat through Willy's Wonderland ('21)...pretty sure this is what the animatronics looked like between takes.

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Must be why they're masked.
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You know, as ALPHA as this SecDef is, why isn't HE personally escorting ships through? Like on-board an escort carrier? Hmm? Holding a giant American flag even.

Not for nothing, but Hell I'd vote for someone with a spinal column that friggin huge. I guess he really is just the ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗᵃʳʸ ᴼᶠ ᵂᵃʳ.
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If they have to share custody in the divorce, the real fight is over which end they get custody of: top or bottom.

Both equal cesspools. A real "Sophie's husband's choice".

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These won't last, because strippers won't accept them.

Real ALPHA to pay for your lap dance in coins, tough guy.

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So it was planned for, but the SEQUENCING wasn't planned for...
So, sort of a plan.
Maybe a partial plan in 2 weeks?

Oh....f@ck.
Just when I think HE can't scrape any lower, out comes *Jake Paul*....and now a former Canadian. I mean...*tosses the mic to Shauna*
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#EpsteinFiles what?
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I enjoyed Ben's little tidbits in Wonder Man too!
And that whole exchange with Joey! That should have been a Prime Time/TGIF series, instead of just Dis+.
(Sidenote: I had just mentioned about Joey coming into the MCU with DD awhile ago, so it was funny seeing him as himself in MCU with Wonder Man.)

GOP: "We're two weeks into a 47-year war with Iran."

MAGA & GOP: "We're at war with Iran because Biden/Obama."

The rest of the world: 'The U.S. is in an illegally started war with Iran because the current U.S. President refuses to acknowledge HIS participation in the #EpsteinFiles.'

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Only "the best".
MUSK and the ORANGE MENACE are 100% responsible for all of this mess.

And to think every little bit of it could have been prevented, if any one person would have *officially* been made to answer Anna's Q: "Who is the Administrator of DOGE" on Day 1.

#WITAOD
@annabower.bsky.social

HE started an International nightmarish war that has no long-term plan, with Space Cadets and AI that strikes civilian targets.

That sums up this Admin to a T, and it's cracker jack leadership.

Martial Law is going to be an even larger clusterf@ck, because....the GOP.

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This will be handy for those Criminal Cage Matches in the streets, but I'm curious if they'll have to pause for ad breaks, or if they'll be doing away with "lights" and "sirens" to make way for "lights" and pyrotechnics when they pull up to a scene...WWE-style.

FBI jams for personal theme songs?
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New WH Export:
Refried Brains.

This week's sticking point:
To say "47" as much as possible, even when it doesn't make any sense, in any way, shape, or form. Just use it (or else you won't qualify for an entry in the Pardon Prize drawing, no doubt).

But it's "not a C-U-L-T"
Mmkay.
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IF WE ARE THE ONES MAKING THE MONEY ON HIGH OIL PRICES, THEN WHY ARE AMERICANS PAYING HIGHER GAS PRICES?

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE #MAGA SUPPORTERS I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.

VOTE ACCORDINGLY
NOT *LOYALLY*

After one "speech" of HIS, and you're still a supporter, you're NOT an "innocent political bystander", it's a C-U-L-T.

Imperically impossible for the ENTIRE world to be part of "TDS" with ZERO evidence. So if you don't see any, it's a C-U-L-T.

"I don't support HIM"
Simple thing to say, AND do.
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They are going to create SYMPATHY FOR IRAN.

JFC. Monumentally genius. Like AI-level genius. Like #EpsteinFiles genius.
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I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

But HE said HE'S deferring the "President's Salary", of...*checks notes* $400,000, (which it has been since 2001).

So, let me check the math here:
$400,000
MINUS
$30,000,000
EQUALS A DIFFERENCE OF
$29,600,000

That would mean $400,000 is LESS than $30,000,000.

Huh, but "sacrificing" that salary...

Keep voting #MAGA to keep making life worse.
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Something, something 'they can't even fill the big shoes they were assigned'.

Maybe....HE gives them shoes that fit better, the better they *perform* for HIM? So like upgrades, if you do well enough on camera. The person(s) with "the best shoes" will earn their pardon?
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Yep, all of them.
Once reality sets in, either they double down with the grubby a$$kissing to try and "regain favor", or become "born-again MTGs".

Noem is one example where "one party" was clueless to the very end, one might say.
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