Jacob Marley's Chain

Son of a Birch!

No one under 105 should ever be flabbergasted.

Ha! Nice. From your imdb page, it looks like you've had an interesting career.

Damn, Max Headroom got old.

Scott's so busy wrecking the economy, he doesn't have time to call his tailor.

I thought you were probably talking about the Hutt that sounds like Truman Capote, but that turns out to be Ziro the Hutt, Rotta's grand-uncle.

I don't know why I just typed that. I don't know why I'm hitting send.

Get the paddles. Where are the jumper cables? I need a young priest and an old priest.

How low does the Dow have to go before the AG starts caring about crimes?

It's dangerous when dumb people think they're clever.

Speaking of the next election: Your district is R+3, Derrick. Pack your shit.

Scott Bessent loses his lunch as he unwraps a box from Payless ShoeSource.

The Dow will rip 800 points when the White House denies it happened.

Something bad happened the last time we cut off Japan's oil supply.

lol true

Squid Lake Squid Lake was a Mon Calamari ballet[1] that made use of an anti-gravity water ball.[2] Shortly after the Battle of Coruscant, the dance was performed at the Galaxies Opera House on Coruscant. It was ...

Looking that up I learned that the name of opera Anakin and Palpatine take in is called *drumroll please* Squid Lake.

Palpatines Teachings 432Hz-Galactic Opera House Ambience (Extended) YouTube video by Marc Magnusson

I guess he was telling us all along.

The prequels are best with a music and effects only soundtrack, subtitled dialogue if you must.

One of the revelations from the Trump era is that world affairs, while complicated in their details, can be understood at a top level in shockingly simple terms.

Frozen Pop-Tarts are great for eating; toasted Pop-Tarts are great for first-degree mouth burns.

Scott Bessent trying to hide his revulsion as he puts on the cheapest shoes he's ever seen in his life.

Everyone who puts PhD in their social media handle is insane.

American conservatives are often scandalized by parades, especially San Francisco parades.

Wow, the original Street Fighter II.

Even when your thesis is watertight, it's bad for your health to mess with crazy people.

He forgot to fill it to the tippy-top!

"It's... smiling at me."

I thought about shorting TSLA for years because it’s so obvious. Good thing I didn’t because if I had I’d be dead now.

I think you're underestimating the market's ability to whistle past the graveyard.

People talk too much about the 25th amendment and too little about 5150.

With Drew, I think it was mostly about money. Adam always used to grumble about Drew missing the show because someone dropped two nickels clear across the country lol