kwisatz haderade (on the IL for broken spirit)

it's extra fun watching this game knowing i get to see the winner of it on friday

Alright I got the game on, God Bless Bad Bunny's America

okay i’m willing to go that far and we’re making lists

everyone cheering for italy should probably remember that the only thing italy winning accomplishes is eliminating mexico in favor of team jerk off the troops

team italy is just trying to save me from doing something really stupid with my credit card in the semis

it was very predictable that this would crash “tubi” whatever the fuck that even is

making me listen to that stupid fucking tubi jingle over and over again trying to get the app to work is a war crime actually

Team Mexico ball cap in red and green.

¡Vamos! (Chinga La Migra)

okay i’m willing to go that far and we’re making lists

If you haven't already, you need to read this book

Excited to share that RELINQUISHED is available in paperback next Tuesday! If you don’t yet have a copy, be sure to visit your local bookstore to grab a copy. Thank you to everyone who has supported this book on its journey thus far — I’m forever grateful to you. 📚

we told everyone this but some people named "jesse singal" and other idiots were like "we're going to pretend to be shocked when it happens later thanks" i hope they eat glass and live

holy fuck i keep getting emotional reading this book. the way we’ve all been alike across time and how short human lives are.

i wouldn't go so far as to say rooting against mexico is ICE agent behavior but give it another inning or two and i will go that far

everyone cheering for italy should probably remember that the only thing italy winning accomplishes is eliminating mexico in favor of team jerk off the troops

i'm going to throw up i can't watch this game (i'm going to watch it)

thats what we want!!!

Mexican national anthem RIPS

pitcher fandom generally my b

reminder that bryce harper and team usa don't even care about the WBC lol

many don’t know this but relief pitcher fandom is actually a sign of mental illness and a subtle cry for help

relief pitcher fandom is a cry for help theory is undefeated

need mexico to join canada and make team USA the only north american team that doesn't go to the quarterfinals

James Paxton could walk right into the rotation of at least 15 teams

see the one time i turn on quotes for a sports post for people can make jokey jokes, i get an unironic stranger doing “stop watching all men’s sports they’re problematic and MAGA”, instant blockkkkk

“I hate that this is a thing”
I, too, hate facing the consequences of my actions

The funniest thing about them potentially getting knocked out by “Italy” is that it’s just a bunch of other Americans who made their brand “coffee’s funny” and not “baseball is literally the same as being a troop”

you’ll be able to post this every week i fear

Judge's speech was about being in the "trenches with your brothers." Sir you wear pajamas in the daytime and play a stick and ball game for a living

Cal Raleigh said he didn’t want to answer anymore questions after assuring reporters that he and Randy Arozarena have a great relationship “I hate that this is a thing. There’s no beef. He’s my brother.”

He's wearing a Front Toward Enemy shirt; Team USA saluting each other in the outfield; they know they haven't been drafted right?