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Faye Valentine posing in a mustard yellow latex body suit with high-cut stirrup latex stockings and gloves while trying on a large dildo panel gag.

Faye Valentine posing in a mustard yellow latex body suit with high-cut stirrup latex stockings and gloves while trying on a large dildo panel gag.

Mustard Faye com for @hkr06.bsky.social

12.03.2026 04:45 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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「悪ぃが裏から邪魔するぜ」

12.03.2026 04:47 👍 15 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0
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Page 6 of the comic I'm making

11.03.2026 23:57 👍 55 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
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Princess Elvina, @lostonezero.bsky.social 's OC

11.03.2026 21:19 👍 166 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 0

*gets down on one knee* would. (seriously this has become an inspiration in an instant for me)

12.03.2026 03:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Drew a Dragonborn (Draco-kin on my setting) witch

20.02.2026 15:46 👍 522 🔁 153 💬 5 📌 1
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trying to finish more commissions, sorry for the inactivity (cosplay comm)

10.03.2026 00:51 👍 952 🔁 120 💬 2 📌 0

Truthfully if Mario is a "generic" kids movie now then the bar has been raised substantially since I was a kid. Like sorry Mario in and of itself isn't deep and relies on spectacle. Maybe people need to start learning to meet films where they are at now. Something that seems to be forgotten.

12.03.2026 03:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly even if takes like this are a joke (I cannot tell if this person is joking) ones like it have been bothering me for a little while. Mostly because they read like spectacle in and of itself is inherently bad in movies now. I know they say references but it still reads in that line of thought

12.03.2026 03:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I adore the 93 film, but lets not pretend people didn't use it as a punching bag for bad video game adaptations for decades until a faithful adaptation of Mario came along and it became the cool contrarian position to be all about that first movie all of a sudden. 😜

12.03.2026 03:19 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
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12.03.2026 03:00 👍 81 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0

You are banned from having sexual fantasies. If the wild and beautiful open plains of your human imagination involves anything more complicated than genitals touching, you must live outside of society.

11.03.2026 04:44 👍 135 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 2
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For RaveRadix

11.03.2026 18:51 👍 500 🔁 94 💬 1 📌 0
A painting of Sadako Yamamura from "The ring" popping out of the tv with an excited look on her face, she's presenting her hand to the viewer which is a freshly manicured set showing off nails based off her film. The images being an unraveling VHS tape leading to an old tv, the middle and pointer finger being a portal and tape spelling out "7 days".

A painting of Sadako Yamamura from "The ring" popping out of the tv with an excited look on her face, she's presenting her hand to the viewer which is a freshly manicured set showing off nails based off her film. The images being an unraveling VHS tape leading to an old tv, the middle and pointer finger being a portal and tape spelling out "7 days".

(Fanart)This girl gave me a heart attack just to show me her nails.
#myartiguess

12.03.2026 02:33 👍 201 🔁 54 💬 8 📌 0

Also truly something you can only write if you got a big heads up. :) Also iTunes appears to have it.

12.03.2026 01:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"Wait a minute... I recognise you 'hero'! What good fortune to find you amongst these wares!"

Aliana is caught off guard when an old foe finds her trussed up in the middle of another misadventure. Uh-oh!

12.03.2026 01:12 👍 104 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0

It wasn't explained well enough that maybe people so dead set on blaming liberals for everything wrong with the world need to entertain the notion that Trump, instead of being easy to beat, might actually have been uniquely hard to beat and we really should've planned for that?

12.03.2026 01:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 00:05 👍 2554 🔁 530 💬 14 📌 0

Ok. Still a different enough design it’d be interesting if they acknowledged it.

12.03.2026 00:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Theres not much too elaborate on he didn’t go by Bowser in the show really and they fused Wart’s colors Bowser’s shape. Call it a technicality. He’s technically not Bowser.

12.03.2026 00:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Yeah. He technically isn’t actually Bowser.

11.03.2026 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Princess Peach captured by Bowser... again 💋

11.03.2026 21:55 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

If nothing else Bob Hoskins was pitch perfect

11.03.2026 23:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Shampoo 💜

11.03.2026 23:15 👍 415 🔁 87 💬 2 📌 0

Ok and if they include “King Koopa” from the show in some capacity eventually? Frankly could they even do that?

11.03.2026 22:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If the "MARIO GALAXY" movie makes the weird SMB2 villains 'cool again' and they start showing up in the games more then these movies are now just objectively good. Sorry but that's the rules I am deciding now.

11.03.2026 21:18 👍 65 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 1
11.03.2026 22:33 👍 390 🔁 107 💬 16 📌 7

When the worst kid in the world gets control over a power rangers villain. Great little fucked up movie

11.03.2026 22:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey bait or not you’re within your rights to feel that way. I honestly just feel sorrow for 18+ artists like you because this isn’t fair and ain’t right and I just want you guys to keep creating

11.03.2026 22:26 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody is saying he’s a political genuine you angry child

11.03.2026 22:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0