Large white boar
13.03.2026 18:45
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Large white boar
You've seen one, you've seen 'em all
We are a country of light and (very) dark animal stories: Black Beauty (a harder read than many will recall); Wind in the Willows and Beatrix Potter; Watership Down and Plague Dogs (gulp); Tarka (by a fascist) and Animal Farm (by an anti-Fascist); Kes.
I think we can cope with animals on banknotes.
Just got out of the shower and accidentally knelt on a colander that someone had left lying around.
I think I'm ok, just strained my knee a little.
I can't stop Sniggering
Post your favorite “The Lord of the Rings” character, wrong answers
😂 Really - lol
© Robin Isely
Today's powerstations shot
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
10/10
Birds Custard tins
😂 The joys of the old cable box - lol
"It's just what I always wanted!". A phrase often heard on Christmas Day or birthdays in the 70s and 80, but not so much these days
Today's powerstations shot
Sshhhh! Don't tell everyone 😁
🇺🇦🚀 Ukraine received only about 600 modern Patriot missiles during the entire 4 years of the war, — OP
At the same time, in the first days of the war alone, the countries of the Middle East used more than 800 of these missiles.
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Two scientists walk through a cluttered old-fashioned science laboratory. The female scientist says “Analogue instruments! Paper records! Chalk boards! I thought you'd agreed to modernise the laboratory?” The male scientist replies “That's what i'm so excited about: we have moved to cloud-based storage for our data!” They step out onto a balcony. She says: “Please tell me you haven't built a library zeppelin” This is exactly what he has done. It floats across the sky and he adds “It's got a fax machine!”
My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com
Quick painting break to play with rocks 🙂
Obligatory #caturday post, etc...
I know some of you will absolutely flipping love this
WTF - well that's fantastic!
My Mother asked me what GTFO stands for online?.
I told her it was a way of closing emails to say "Grow Together, Find Optimism."
She's been kicked out of her Garden Club.
"I see you baby, shakin' that ass"
- MC Hammer
"Hello, Deutsche Bahn complaints, transferring you to Kirstie Noem now"
As Charlie Brown very famously said
How I feel when someone blocks me.
(has anyone?)
Where's a John Gummer gif when you need one?!
What do you call it?
#standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #funny