ⓘ this user is questioning the fabric of reality. Three ferrets in a trench coat, writing shitposts. Berlin. A hoe (Head of Engineering) <insert social status labels>
Yes it’s The Captain off of Ghosts. Screenwriter and you know the rest.
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Doing nothing is always an option
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*kommt selten klar
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Mitbegründer der #Nachtscheibe
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German Diplomat (1984-2024); Moscow, Washington, NATO. Former German Ambassador to Iraq and President of Federal Academy for Security Policy in Berlin. My new book: https://buchshop.bod.de/szenenwechsel-ekkehard-brose-9783819231506
Large, slow-moving, land mammal. Bed-dweller. Horizontal guitarist. Loser of remote controls, vapes and plectrums in blankets. Deactivater of account for no reason sometimes. Late adopter of fuzz. Haver of Long Covid. He/him/Moog
Teacher in Germany, linksgrünversifft, Naturgarten-Fan
Wülferhampton denizen, Derby born and bred, now living in Germany. Left-ish.
saddest song typed on worst computer
🐈⬛ und Landschaftsbilder, manchmal auch Betondschungel, dort ist mein Heimatort versteckt und Köln werdet ihr eh erkennen.
Lese gerne Biografien und historische Romane.
Podcast höre ich auch gerne und zwar #hörsaal.
Practice #German by chatting to virtual humans.
Criminal defense trial lawyer in St. George, Utah and Democratic Party Candidate for Washington County Attorney. NO DMs. Left of Bernie. Suecophile Atheist Profane Cynic Socialist Exhausted Boomer. Get off my dead lawn!
Hello! I'm Lucy, I'm a historian, I write books like biographies of Agatha Christie and present a VERY GOOD @BBCSounds podcast called #LadyKillers. For ages I was Chief Curator of Historic Royal Palaces, now an Ambassador for the charity.
Librarian, creative technologist, nonsense enthusiast
📍 Dharug country (Sydney, Australia)
Blog/Shrine to the 2000s internet hannahshelley.neocities.org
Absurd compliment bot https://bsky.app/profile/absurdcompliments.bsky.social
The Thick of It. The Death of Stalin. Veep. The Hartlepool Spy. Epic Space. Broken English. Avenue 5. Unhinged. Guardian, Architects' Journal, whatever, Grandpa, STATE PENSIONER.
Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
Musician in bands Ramleh and Breathless and solo as Kleistwahr
Marine biologist, oyster farmer, shellfish evangelical. Love a bit of cycling and rugby. Fuelled by tea.
Military history, wargaming, science&technology.
Some Sci-fi, food and especially chocolate.
"Natalie, HR is just concerned. We can't have a renegade jumping into bins and trying to solve crimes."
Currently working in research & scholarly technology.
I write things sometimes. https://sillylittlewalk.substack.com
Ex arranger and installer of fine art exhibitions.
Still an obsessive picture straightener.
Lead programmer - does a lot of Unreal Engine coding. Cats, Coding, Sci-Fi, Occasional TTRPG. Neutral Good, maybe? | Opinions mine not my employer's
Retired librarian. Wrote 3 books (see pinned post). Now carer for OH with dementia. Likes music, books, cats, choirs & silent films.
Tout le malheur des hommes vient d'une seule chose, qui est de ne pas savoir demeurer en repos dans une chambre.
Londonish, tallish. Saucy minx. Music, art, books, cats, clothes, makeup, shoes, cake, cheese, coffee, the coast etc. etc.
39 year old who is kicking Heart failure ass in 2026! Be Kind Be nice And never ever stop Rocking!
The life and times of Steve the otter...
My special arm... there is no other like it!
He/him
A vexation to the spirit.
Usually confused.
What would Buffy do?
I'm not giving up, and neither should you.
Head in the clouds and hands in the dirt. Likes to grow stuff and walk places.
I like to write
Poetry + Sci-Fi
Jonathan Wolff,
Political Philosopher.
Fellow British Academy
Emeritus Professor Blavatnik School of Government, Oxford
Wolfson College
President The Royal Institute of Philosophy
THFC supporter in 'what's football again?' mode.
#academic
Maladjusted, discombobulated, bemused, fermented.
Britain's community reality-check newsletter. Independent. Fact-reporting. Fully sourced. Print copies crowdfunded and delivered door-to-door by volunteers.
Occasional parties for all our friends. Lovely music for lovely people.
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Past Recordings
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Admin
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Dad, husband, President, citizen. barackobama.com
I’ve arm wrestled Ronald McDonald. What more do you need?
Event and Interior Stylist
Styling
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Street Photography.
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Miteras House Photography Project.
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Beardy. Music, books, QPR, cats, a gnarly vehicle and a Shetland jumper.
Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
President of Signal, Chief Advisor to AI Now Institute
“the Jackson Pollock of portable toilets”
—Journal of Light Construction
Followed him back, over at the other place. Wouldn't touch him with a barge pole here.
https://www.kenwriting.com
Raddled Adult. "A terrifyingly intense collection of bad opinions"
Librarian, Knowledge Manager, Data Protection Officer and Records Manager. Let me know if I can be of any further help.
German Ambassador to the United Kingdom.
Follow the German Embassy London: @uk.diplo.de
Unreadier than ever, but still Making Mercia Geat Again! Draining the fens into my hoard.
Throw away your watches - they are obsolete. A bot by Rob Manuel. Add your suggestions here: bit.ly/swearclockform
Stuff by a person of internationally unrenowned poetude. Purveyor of whimsy. Apreciator of fine telegraph poles.
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Behavioural Psychologist | Threat Advisor
Data Clan 🟩 CxO Director
BAFFLE🎙️Podcast Host
Director of @britishfuture.bsky.social
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Evertonian
I’m a comedian!
New special “Rini” on YouTube 11/19/25:
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Emeritus Professor of Accounting. Member, UK House of Lords.
If with all your effort and might you do not reach the mountain top that is not failure; failure is that you did not even try.
Jilted at the alt
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books, bikes, cats, cheese, and cinemas. Non-practising German. Unreliable narrator, ready for my close-up. Probably have a crush on you. For more, go here: https://linktr.ee/DerBren
Hark back to the TV Presentation of the 70s to the 90s. With wobbly film, In Vision announcers, long forgotten programmes, adverts and retro graphics
An actor. Jason in Gavin and Stacey. Bob Cratchit in Dickensian. Pops up in things like Sex Education, Bridgerton, Skins, Wolf Hall etc
I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
Part time poet (#AeosMag), photographer, and grumpy old veteran.
Who just happens to be Autistic. #PTSD
Married to Mrs Bob…
Butler to Noodles
https://linktr.ee/BobChristianpoetry
Fond of fabulous frocks and all things glamorous
Posts on (mostly) Second World War aviation and naval history. See ALT text for picture credits and additional information!
Twit. Lols and righteous indignation.
Driver training coaching person
Nonsense fan
I love Star Trek. DS9 is my favorite. Sisko is my captain but Lower Decks is right up there next to it.
If you can't say Free Palestine I can't vote for you.
Not as miserable as I appear. North Wales via Causeway Coast
Enjoyer of rugby and admirer of beer. Dipping my toe in homebrew. Don't like fennel!
Insatiable Optimist
Trans women are women
Trans men are men
Not straight (bisexual), not binary, not monogamous.
DMs open to anyone kind.
He/Them
Resting bored face. Zack Greinke superfan. Clarinetist. Dance cardio enthusiast. Southern. she/her/y'all #ForeverRoyal #bbsky #tar38 #RHAP #DWTS #DeadSky
Science. Philosophy. The cosmic perspective.
Akutkranke trifft manchmal Innere Architektin und manchmal (Bruch-)Teilzeitkünstlerin im kleinen Garten (oder so ähnlich)
Ava: schwarzweiß Collage (Fotos, Strukturen)
Banner: Foto von gehäkelten Korallen (buntes Fries)
Hier geht es in die Racing-Abteilung 👉🏼 @apexylonracing.bsky.social 🏎️
Threema & mehr Apexylon:
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Mystery Author & Chocolate Enthusiast. Coping with the world one chocolate at a time. I wrote some books. #cozymystery #writingcommunity #baking #animals #laughter
Yeah, that guy. Cockney rhyming slang for the good stuff; Proof that one song is all you need.
sex cop. world hero. american moral terminus
Scientist. Pythonista. Terrible guitar player. ooo...looker extraordinaire. Mr @Happymouffetard. Senior Data Scientist. @libdems since 1988 [he/his] https://www.ianhopkinson.org.uk 🏳️⚧️
Cartoonist, illustrator, procrastinator, & massive movie nerd.
https://www.thecartoonist.co.uk/
Cartoonist, family man and nerd.
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Writer, birder, father, mental health advocate and pun enthusiast.
Battling Awkward Egg crust ahead
Born and living in UK. I'm a total sci-fi geek and due to my advancing years I'm going to have to give up on that changing any time soon. Slave to dog, children and work in that order.
Foul-mouthed, bleeding heart, blinkered socialist scum/lefty ex-Twitter bore. Now part of the Bluesky Elite. Fully paid up member of the tofu eating wokerati luxury beliefs brigade blob. Proud European. Loves cats. Hates Tories. Anti-Racist. Anti-Fascist
Doting grandmother, among other things.
Associate Professor, English education, IoE, University of Reading.
Bringing YOU fuckin' sunshine. Capisce?
Mind Excavator 🧠 | 🇬🇧-Münchener | Payments Software Systems Dude 😎 | Posts about Music, Film, TV, Travel, and life in Germany 🥨
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The first and only satirical women's magazine. Constantly moving to a new social platform.
Blog blogger, cyclist, maker of trouble
Artist, choir singer, retired deli owner, retired X user, cat lover, nature, Yorkshire, left leaning 🌹😻🎶🦊
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