Dante The K9

A job offering by Giant Freaking Robot to hire a freelance writer who hates Starfleet Academy to write hate articles about the show

Don't ever take this site or anything it publishes seriously. It is actively looking to hire people who hate Starfleet Academy to write about it.

As of 8 pm on 10.3.2026, this is live on LinkedIn.

Ask me again why I think the anti-SFA sentiment is manufactured.

#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy

the whole piece was fun but this is the part i am still thinking about tonight

March 11, 1855: Bowery Boys gang leader William Poole aka "Bill the Butcher" is buried in Brooklyn with 155 carriages and 6,000 mourners.

He was the inspiration for William "Bill the Butcher" Cutting (Daniel Day-Lewis) in Martin Scorsese's 2002 film "Gangs of New York.”

The New Yorker (1961)

One best thing about reading shitpost lore about VtM is the 1d6 chan pages have Dracula flow lyrics for every clan.

When pondering “lethality,” this quote from Sherman in 1865 comes to mind:

“War means success by any and every means; it is not fighting alone. Bulls do that, and bears, and all beasts, but men attain objects by intellect, and the introduction of physical power, moved upon strategic points."

Honestly every question put to Donald Trump should have no purpose other than angering him enough he either strokes out or self harms.

Imagine 20 reporters asking the pedophile fuck how old Ivanka was when he started fucking her. In a row.

Bank of England to put otters on £5 notes and Badgers on £10 notes with other British wildlife going onto £20 and £50

www.msn.com/en-sg/news/o...

Not a single day goes by that I'm not driven to the brink of howling madness by:

A: Videogames being at their most diverse, creative and overwhelmingly numerous as ever.

B: The gaming press being utterly gutted by vulture capitalists, leaving fewer people than ever to try and understand it all.

when this happens in every field of human endeavor - because no one is stopping VC from eviscerating every industry - the nation as a whole suffers.

other countries have capitalism but are simply not salting the ground under their gaming industries - or animation, comics, music, film, etc. we are.

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

One had Dennis Hopper, Bob Hoskins and John Lequizamo and the other one had Chris fucking Pratt.

The old Mario Bros felt in the same genre as that fever dream Popeye Robert Altman made back in 1980 whatever

This is the problem with repeatedly saying that queerphobes are secretely queer.

It basically COMPLETELY removes responsibility from CisHet people and implies that our oppression as LGBTQ people is ENTIRELY our own fault.

Which is obviously complete nonsense.

I tried asking Epic for more information on their "the cost of running Fortnite has gone up a lot and we’re raising prices to help pay the bills” statement—a statement that feels exceptionally out of touch in this economy—and was told the company would not be elaborating.

Still annoyed that the one game we’re getting for the High Republic setting is being made by some of the worst people in the industry.

How is Quantic Dreams still in business? Their last game was in 2018, their Star Wars project was cancelled, and they still have lingering legal/PR issues. Lots of good unproblematic studios are closing left and right, but they somehow persist.

The oversized shoes are going to be a funny recurring bit in the Trump version of Death of Stalin.

The best thing you can do online right now is be overwhelmingly strange. Shake hands with the people modern society would call perverse. They are your friends.

In the wake of censorship & restrictions, the strongest move you can make is to protect the Weirdo Ecology. Defend our Freakosystem

Say a thought about comics.

Here’s mine.

In superhero dialog, verisimilitude is better than realism.

If you're a #Reboot fan, then it might interest you to know that the people at "Reboot Rewind" have been busy, restoring, remastering, polishing & digitizing the show's old master tapes.

AND you can watch the first 4 episodes in HD right now!

www.youtube.com/@MainframeSt...

#animation #nostalgia

a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

you want to see a murder

Many folks email me about applied TTRPGs (that is, TTRPGs used for different effects, or measuring impact of playing TTRPGs).

It’s not really what I do, but the latest IJRP is chock-full of exactly that kind of research.

Every single Western Live Service Publisher right now:
#FizzVsGaming

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

“More chemistry between these two than newly weds.”

Ummm yeah he pulled a bad bitch and she loves him back what’s hard to understand?

A scan of the cover of X68000 The Game Selection Best Selection cover, with what looks like CGI rendered orange muppet with googly eyes and a rendered open maw, leaning in from the corner of the page against a cyberspacey background like they're trapped in existential horror cyber dimensoons

"You must help me…. get back… Muppet Show… Dr Bunsen… Computer… Experiment… gone wrong… Pulled into Cyberspace.... Bring me… Blue Data…"

As a baby comic book nerd, this is how I learned about the history of the medium.

“ha ha you’re funny Tegan but why did Wizard put out a Spirit special in early 1993?” I couldn’t tell you why save for nodding to the magazine’s early duality between selling new garbage and taking a more principled stance in their editorial pages.

anyway, I memorized every scrap of this shit: