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Moving to LA* has unlocked all sorts of cultural references for me, but I have never felt like more of a local than the feeling of familiarity I got just now reading "Inherent Vice" where Pynchon describes someone in LA "hook[ing] a U-turn without signaling"

*greater metro area

23.01.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Biff Poggi is the Yevgeny Prigozhin of Michigan football

26.12.2025 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees

๐Ÿงต

22.12.2025 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1928 ๐Ÿ” 1111 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 220
Miter saw sitting on a stand in front of a garage

Miter saw sitting on a stand in front of a garage

To quote Julius Caesar's famous letter to the Roman senate after winning the war against Pharnases II of Pontus, "[...], I saw, [...]"

06.12.2025 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One day you wake up and realize that you do 100% of your shell scripting with chains of sed calls

14.11.2025 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a living room TV playing silksong, with a smaller TV to the right showing a doorbell camera

Photo of a living room TV playing silksong, with a smaller TV to the right showing a doorbell camera

This is a great innovation for keeping an eye out for trick-or-treaters

01.11.2025 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Willow (our cat) sitting on top of a 42U server rack in the living room

Willow (our cat) sitting on top of a 42U server rack in the living room

Turns out the cat foot dispenser has a dependency on us-east-1. My network admin is on top of things

20.10.2025 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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California when it rains

14.10.2025 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A nightmare tangle of wires spilling out the side of a server rack

A nightmare tangle of wires spilling out the side of a server rack

I should probably clean this up at some point

30.07.2025 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga is worse than the original LEGO star wars in the same way that Monster Hunter Wilds is worse than Monster Hunter World

27.07.2025 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"never skim coat your wall" to the tune of "never kill yourself"

06.07.2025 03:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had not thought about pages per second throughput as a printer feature when I bought mine, but as I queue up a 300 page print job and watch how long it's taking to spool, maybe I should have

12.06.2025 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bracing to watch someone else have their "I'll never fly you bastards again" moment in the spirit airlines boarding line and know that someday that will be me too and I'll be free

14.04.2025 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chromecast popup that reads "Show news headlines in your screensaver. Enable them in settings"

Chromecast popup that reads "Show news headlines in your screensaver. Enable them in settings"

There is nothing I want less than this

09.04.2025 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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uh, yes? That's kind of how taxes work

05.03.2025 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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we used to respect the computer

22.02.2025 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3766 ๐Ÿ” 891 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54 ๐Ÿ“Œ 134

I'm editing some documentation right now and I definitely did not just describe the recording of the training session as "the meeting VOD"

19.02.2025 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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booo

27.01.2025 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also "high dynamic range" lol

23.01.2025 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gregtech: new horizons voltage tiers and infiniband data rates have got to be named by the same person

23.01.2025 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching the first harry potter and the traps seem so silly. "Let's play chess!" "here's a plant from first year herbology?" why do they not simply protect the sorcerer's stone with public key cryptography?

15.01.2025 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've found myself using "twitter" as a generic name for this kind of social media site since the rebrand

- X is a twitter
- Bluesky is a twitter
- Threads is a twitter
- etc.

14.01.2025 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The guy sitting next to me on this flight paid $8 for in-flight wifi to watch a live candlestick graph of $QUBT the entire hour and fifteen minutes we were airborn

18.12.2024 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Duo (duolingo) looking embarrassed that I only did 28 xp of lessons in math

Duo (duolingo) looking embarrassed that I only did 28 xp of lessons in math

ballin' ๐Ÿ˜Ž

02.12.2024 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yukon the canadian territory and UConn the university (students+staff) are almost the same population lmao

25.11.2024 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's fascinating to read an analysis of "will the internet be a big deal" from someone living through its early days

22.11.2024 14:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Book heading that reads "The Internet: Signal or Noise? Threat or Promise?"

Book heading that reads "The Internet: Signal or Noise? Threat or Promise?"

It's possible that the book I'm reading is a little older than I thought it was

22.11.2024 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why does webfishing chat not print any word preceded by a '/', very suspicious

17.11.2024 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Catnopticon

10.11.2024 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"It's like an aquarium that moves around your house and sometimes vomits" - Chai, on having a cat

08.11.2024 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0