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@templinjay

Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal. #NoKingsButShortKings #ButlerianJihadNow

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It's not better for trans people to have one party that hates us and one that will actively abandon us for political gain.

That just means we have *no* support.

Which other minorities are you willing to sacrifice for your precious "rational stable government" that treats some people as subhuman?

10.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actual Christian values are the exact opposite of what the religious right espouse.

10.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎡I’d like to be
under a tree
with the Elves of Lothlorien
in the shadeβ€¦πŸŽ΅

10.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey DOGE-
We found a whole bunch of waste, fraud & abuse.

Forget health care (Trump obviously has)- we could buy a few missiles with the money Iron Warrior Pete spent on (checks notes) FRUIT BASKETS.

10.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury

10.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 2394 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 8

I know it’s possible, because Ma used to warn us all the time that if we chopped our legs off being stupid, we were not to come running to her.

10.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes we use instant oatmeal to save time and effort. Our local grocery chain has a good house brand: one packet of plain and one of Raisin, Date & Walnut with a spoonful of bacon bits and a healthy pinch of shredded cheese is delicious and sticks with me until lunch.

10.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shaped a bit like an irregular diamond. It preserves nearly 20 incomplete lines of text separated by a horizontal ruling

Photo of a cuneiform tablet fragment shaped a bit like an irregular diamond. It preserves nearly 20 incomplete lines of text separated by a horizontal ruling

There's a broken cuneiform tablet from the Old Babylonian period, nearly 4,000 years ago, which preserves a tiny portion of a dialogue between two friends.

It feels a bit like the conversations I've been having for the past week, so I wanted to share it.

10.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 892 πŸ” 376 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 57

Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Today we start the ANATOMY OF MONSTERS series!

These will be running through summer, and will touch on werewolves & wendigos…gorgons & ghosts…dryads & draculas. It’s gonna be fun!

10.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Stop trying to make skoots happen, Jay!

10.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was originally Channibal…

10.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But Doctor Lector, I am Prosciutto!

10.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"You have to believe that was accidental, despite the fact it was hit twice, 40 minutes apart. It looks very much like a double-tap.”

Tucker not buying Trump’s lie about the girls’ school bombing.

10.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1552 πŸ” 483 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 37

He’s paying the Saudis back for that $2B.

10.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We drive a minimum of 50 miles a day just going to work. Sometimes it’s 100, depending on which facility we’re at. No grocery stores or doctors or hospitals in the county- we’re 30 minutes from town. It’s not just nice, it’s necessary. 😬

10.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just glad we finally got the car back- keeping my β€˜99 pickup truck full is almost a full time job itself!

10.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reporter: You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war. But you're the only person in your government saying this. Why?

Trump: Because I just don't know enough about it.

09.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 4598 πŸ” 1413 πŸ’¬ 607 πŸ“Œ 417

I managed to fill up for $3.28 tonight at a station where the listed price was $3.39. Gotta love that 7-11 app!

Of course that’s still up 57Β’/gal from the $2.71 I paid 10 days ago.

10.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Left … over?

10.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A young Texan man in a white Tshirt.

A young Texan man in a white Tshirt.

We used to be a proper country.

10.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, no! Glad to hear he’s on the mend!

10.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gavin Newsom trying to impress Charlie Kirk, an incel who β€œowns the libs” by wearing diapers at colleges:

07.03.2025 05:12 πŸ‘ 2859 πŸ” 496 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 21

He looks like we should get a warrant to dig up his basement floor.

10.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like we should get a warrant to dig up his basement floor.

10.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. Ideally, nobody’s kids get sent. But if they wanna risk MY kids, I don’t think making them risk theirs, too, is a big ask.

10.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hump plumping injectables, you say?

10.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vance: "When people like Kamala Harris send our sons and daughters, our young people, to fight in stupid wars, it is the young generation that carries the burden of that. We're gonna stop sending our young people to far away lands. We are not the policemen of the world."
August 14, 2024

Home of the Brave @OfTheBraveUSA Follow Vance: "When people like Kamala Harris send our sons and daughters, our young people, to fight in stupid wars, it is the young generation that carries the burden of that. We're gonna stop sending our young people to far away lands. We are not the policemen of the world." August 14, 2024

09.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

The kids are alright!πŸ‘πŸΌ

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