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@templinjay

Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal. #NoKingsButShortKings #ButlerianJihadNow

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Haven’t been disappointed yet! 🀀

11.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You should also try the recipes!

11.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says ohhh you 're so right while holding her hand to her face Alt: a woman says ohhh you 're so right while holding her hand to her face

yuuuuup

11.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He can strap one to each ear like Temu Princess Leia.

11.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a page from my Screenprint Notebook. This shows an image of the silhouettes of 3 adults watching 3 children playing on a jungle gym. The caption reads β€œIt will be a great day when our schools get all the federal funding they need, and ICE no longer exists.” It started as an updated version of a shirt I bought in college that had an image of kids on an old school jungle gym with the caption β€œIt will be a great day when our schools get all the funding they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.” But as I was working on it, I realized that I didn’t want ICE being funded by anyone!

Photo of a page from my Screenprint Notebook. This shows an image of the silhouettes of 3 adults watching 3 children playing on a jungle gym. The caption reads β€œIt will be a great day when our schools get all the federal funding they need, and ICE no longer exists.” It started as an updated version of a shirt I bought in college that had an image of kids on an old school jungle gym with the caption β€œIt will be a great day when our schools get all the funding they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.” But as I was working on it, I realized that I didn’t want ICE being funded by anyone!

@mamafoo2000.bsky.social I think it came out pretty well. (The book print- how I catalogue my work, with different notebooks for screen printing vs block printing - was awkward to do because I didn’t mount the screen like I should have, so it’s not perfect.) I’ll run the fabric test print tomorrow.

11.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When people say UBI won’t work because people won’t be incentivized to work I call BS.

I’ve worked in museums for 36 years, and I love what I do so much that for 35 of those years, I’ve also been volunteering at other museums to do it for free.

11.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Democrats win GOP seat in New Hampshire, notching 10th straight special election flip Since the start of Trump's second term, Republicans have flipped zero Democratic seats

Democrats win GOP seat in New Hampshire, notching 10th straight special election flip
open.substack.com/pub/thedownb...

11.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would sure like to see Teddy Fuckspin’s proof of these attacks on the pedo in chief.

11.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A hit! A palpable hit!

11.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DHS Ousts CBP Privacy Officers Who Questioned β€˜Illegal’ Orders Department of Homeland Security leaders removed top privacy officers who objected to mislabeling government records to block their public release, WIRED has learned.

Scoop: DHS ousted multiple privacy officers at CBP after they questioned orders to purposely mislabel records about government surveillance to prevent their release under FOIA.

10.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 2773 πŸ” 1627 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 85

The fuck is your problem?

11.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fuck is YOUR problem ?

11.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s always the Dire Straits.

11.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is giving Louis XIV. Too bad he’s not giving Louis XVI!

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is giving Louis Quatorze.

11.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vaccines save lives.

That’s it. That’s the post.

10.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2527 πŸ” 664 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 8

BTW, I was taking a survey today and they asked me what food content creators I follow. You were one of the 5 I mentioned. We’ll get you famous yet!

11.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Believe me, gaiety would NOT stop these goofballs! 🀣
I’m told some of it is texture and some is taste. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

11.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

None of these children will eat a fucking vegetable! My own kid the professional chef won’t hardly touch them. I guarantee my colon is in better shape than theirs!

10.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not surprised- it was awesome!

10.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weathermansplaining.
🀣

10.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in this picture and I don't like it 😭

10.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always explained it by saying β€œWatch out! I’m warning you!” to remind them which comes first.

10.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not better for trans people to have one party that hates us and one that will actively abandon us for political gain.

That just means we have *no* support.

Which other minorities are you willing to sacrifice for your precious "rational stable government" that treats some people as subhuman?

10.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actual Christian values are the exact opposite of what the religious right espouse.

10.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎡I’d like to be
under a tree
with the Elves of Lothlorien
in the shadeβ€¦πŸŽ΅

10.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey DOGE-
We found a whole bunch of waste, fraud & abuse.

Forget health care (Trump obviously has)- we could buy a few missiles with the money Iron Warrior Pete spent on (checks notes) FRUIT BASKETS.

10.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury

10.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 3346 πŸ” 367 πŸ’¬ 154 πŸ“Œ 14

I know it’s possible, because Ma used to warn us all the time that if we chopped our legs off being stupid, we were not to come running to her.

10.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0