@thelifeofsharks.com
To see weekly new comics, daily comics from our archive and subscriber videos - patreon.com/lifeofsharks. Merchandise from - thelifeofsharks.com Puffin Books pre-order: https://tinyurl.com/mwdnusyy
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
New song from my favourite band. This stuff gives me hope.
youtu.be/4ou6UduCt7g?...
Terrified.
He’s fine with killing Iranian schoolgirls. Which is why he was fine with raping other schoolgirls. People mean nothing to him. They’re something to use and dispense with when no longer useful. He’s a narcissistic psychopath.
Me too
Hey ChatGPT! Can you make me some crude oil please? What do you mean you can’t? I thought you could do everything now? You useless piece of shit.
Taoiseach Micheal Martin to temporarily lift sanctions on Irish Turf as oil prices rise.
Terrified.
Unreciprocated.
Where’s yer Dow now, Pam Bondi?
Not for nothing here, but in a decarbonized energy economy, the cost of everything doesn’t go up because of a war halfway around the world.
Passage is temporarily blocked in a body of water I otherwise haven’t heard of? The sun is still shining and the wind is still blowing here, so we have power.
I don’t believe Omid exists. He’s a lie made up by Big Comedy to sell Live at the Apollo to unsuspecting morons.
Happy International Women’s Day.
As soon as I posted it, I was waiting for the first one. Didn’t take long.
Happy International Women’s Day.
40% of Americans approve of Trump’s war with Iran.
40% of Americans have no problem with 100 dead schoolgirls.
They stole someone else’s content and posted it, rather than reposting the author’s original.
Can’t see what this is as either they’ve blocked me or I’ve blocked them.
Every time I look in the fridge at midnight.
Orders going out.
thelifeofsharks.com
I know, right?
Yep
We can only hope. I feel absolutely powerless. And none of our elected representatives are doing anything to stop it. Just appeasing America and Isreal out of fear instead of fighting back.
Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.
Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.
We live in Orwellian times.
I’m sure the parents of all the dead schoolgirls in Iran would say the same.
At @therestpolitics.bsky.social in Dublin last night, they did a poll of the audience.
Which is the bigger threat to the world right now? China or America?
It was 96% America and 4% China.
“Hello. Can you tell me how much a room is?”
“Oui. Is eh around 150 euro a night. Are you American?”
“Yes”
“Oh! Je suis désolé! I was reading the wrong screen. Is 800 euro a night, you piece of shit”
“What did you say?”
“I said see you in a bit”
It’s #worldbookday.
www.penguin.co.uk/books/473994...
