Theolyss 🧚🏻‍♂️✨

If you don’t have me on discord and want to stay in touch, let me know today or tomorrow so we can add each other!

Happy new year all ❤️❤️ I haven’t used this platform all that much yet, but it’s so much better than Twitter that I think I’ll be using it primarily moving forward—after a month long social media break

In: things happening that are good

Out: things happening that are bad

It really was not a big deal, just super amusing and a little bit annoying because I lost sleep. Housemate was more stressed than I was for sure

I dunno if I’ve ever seen a more burnt vegetable

And then later on you find a pumpkin skin outside and it’s so so burnt that when you step on it it cracks and makes sounds like thin plastic breaking

So somebody needs to tell the firemen when they come that there’s no fire it’s just that your housemate has adhd and likes to cook, for some reason, late at night

And the whole house smelled like smoke and burnt squash and your alarm system uses a service that automatically calls the fire department

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been woken up in the middle of the night to the fire alarms going off because your housemate left pumpkin skins in the oven and forgot about them

It me.

Happy birthday 🎊

Screenshot of a tweet saying “a merry brocon christmas” showing an image of a greeting card with the words “merry christmas to my wonderful brother and boyfriend”

i love a good folgers holiday

❤️❤️❤️

Uhhh, hi! It's me, Bookshop.org, a place to buy books online where every purchase financially supports indie bookstores instead of some billionaire.

a repeating pattern with a blue-green background featuring frogs and ginkgo leaves

gonna post some of my old patterns here for fun :3 here's the frog & ginkgo design!

please do not "test" this you rubes. it wants you to do that. it is challenging you "please give me text on which to train." you marks you fools you absolute turnip truck accident victims

Everyone pray for me we’re doing team building at work today

hey whats goin on everyone :)

Oh my my look at her :3

psst: yi citizens of bsky!! the songxuexiao exchange is back for its fourth year. sign ups open oct 13th, so get ready 🔪 pass it on!
about/schedule/faq/rules: sxx-exchange.tumblr.com
AO3 collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
discord: discord.gg/Bxs4S98JuQ

Yikes that is so frustrating

Spooky month

🔞 nsfw | modern spooky wangxian | ghost sex | groping | wwx is a slut for lwj's phantom touch | dubcon vibes | slutxian sunday | 👻📔

👻 wwx gets a ghost-ish boyfriend (happy ending) 👻

the first time it happens, wwx thinks he's imagining it, the sensation of a cold hand pushing into his underwear.

Wei Wuxian plays his flute to cheer you up
but it just raises your spirits

🐼=🤡 for this kinktober slutxian Sunday cuz im gonna attempt to type a short thread on my phone in a room full of children and old people as I wait for my moms chinese dance performance. Please excuse any typos lol

Prompt is ruined orgasm - should be pretty tame. =)

My favorite LQR-WWX interaction remains that time LQR roused himself from a dead faint just so he could yell for someone to stop that horrible flute, only to immediately pass out again

I have very simple life goals 😅

Thinking about my Life Goals recently and they’re all just… let me have the food I want and see the people I love. Let me have time to read and bake and hike

Screencap of ao3 for fic indicating it is a Mature rated fic where no archive warnings apply for the Untamed fandom with xiyao as a ship and characters, plus Meng Shi and NMJ. Additional tags are: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - American Setting, Alternate Universe - Lawyers, Cancer, Past Abuse, Period-Typical Homophobia, Cultural Differences, Sad with a Happy Ending, Homophobia in Medical Settings, Monogamy-ish, Minor Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo/Niè Míngjué

FIC: Dreams by @quigonejinn

🌨️ 19k xiyao modern nyc au
🥟 heavy stuff with a happy ending