dishonorable titty

babygirl there is a tide in the affairs of men

a photo of a television screen showing a man singing into a microphone on stage. The bottom third of the screen is taken up of a paragraph sized wall of text with nonsense onomatopoeia of a man scatting. and SHUMdededan dalumdaddededan da bomdadedeananbeomBOW ushidildi shidlidlidinddindidle DEE EE shumdudidiledudu dip dip debalanhuu! sheboDEE shidoDOO COME ON TRAMBONE...BAPaliddoodolidodoodilido bogodogo digadiga digadoognligadiga bapalidndoodinllga dililililidum dilililum DEE doogiedoogiedogabenadoogebanapotl ba ba deeldedeeldedeeldeanagoti PO PO PO PEE padum paudm OOWEE OOWEE OOWEE OOWEE OOWEE OOWEE OOWEE OOWEE POW

I'm watching a big band performance on youtube with a man singing, and there's no captions *at all* until the man started scatting, and suddenly this huge block of text shows up on screen all:

why didnt anyone stop me

im so excited to make this easily avoidable mistake

forgot to take my afternoon meds and now im like. surely it's fine to take this adderall at 9pm

star wars but mace windu is jules winnfield

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

i feel very strongly that these people are the ones who have moved on to the "raw water" thing

people are out there right now spending money in a responsible way and they are doing it on purpose to make me look bad!!!

mentally I’m here
#leonkennedy #pokopia #residentevil9

i am going to build them a walkable city with public transportation

unfortunately i am a victim of pokemon propaganda

I can't compete with this.

lrt i used to have a list of all the foreign currency coins that could be used in place of a subway token but the only one i remember offhand is the old baht with the hole in it

Coin used as Leeds bus fare was 2,000‑year‑old currency The coin was handed down to Peter Edwards from his grandfather in the 1950s.

This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

one shot of her pitching a pocket pussy and another of her hitting it out of the park with some footlong bad dragon horsecock

unfortunately it is absolutely devastating how the light now comes in the windows at the precise angle required to show me how fuckin dusty everything is

chickeN

[goon voice] thats a real nice sleep schedule you got there. be a real shame if something happened to it

they stole an hour from women

i just got really sad that tube worms in hydrothermal vents have never heard daft punk and thats how i realized it is time to change my estrogen patch

if i get a switch 2 that will help nintendo harm the govt right

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

the clock is telling me LIES

Objectifying Leon S. Kennedy like it’s my day job. 🙂‍↕️

concessions stand is only dairy products

you must awaken them to class consciousness

bro your mitochondria

eagerly awaiting your totalitarian rule

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist