AbelVee

Wet wipe boy #waterboy #dispatch #cf22

Tamer Roberto save me or spay me
(Love love love this piece 😭 Chapel's expression is so niceeee and I adore how you draw Roberto's body, thank you for sharing)

Poor Coupé I love how flustered you drew her 😭😭😭
The sloppy kisses panel are so funny ahhhh 🙏

In the breakroom, Sonar, Prism and Malevola are sitting at a table. Prism yells "Roberto! Coop! Get in here!" Robert and Coupe at the door ask "What's Up?" Sonar says "We found your #1 fan, Bobby! Did you know there's Mecha Man fanfic?" Malevola says "Yeah! There's a whole-ass RPF fic about you as a normie!" Prism says "I think you can just say "RPF". It's like ATM" Malevola replies "ATM machine?" Prism says "Mal, you sayin' automatic teller machine machine" Malevola says "listen to this! Mecha Man's secret identity is... John Johnson!" Sonar interjects "That's Dick Dick, Bobby!" Robert rolls his eyes and says "ummm" while Coupe is looking shocked/stressed. Prism says "Yeah, well, 'Dick Dick' has this one bodyguard or whatever, and she's deadass in love with you!" Malevola says "Wait, why does Mecha Man have bodyguards?" and Prism replies "Dunno, I skipped those chapters."

Prism narrates "So John sends Monae away (that's the bodyguard's name) like, fires her ass." We see a anime-looking scene of John and Monae with cherry blossoms swirling in the wind as he says "Monae, I am deeply pained to say this... but I no longer require your services." Robert, annoyed, says "great, can I go now?" Sonar says "Wait! John gets jumped by a villain gang!" Prism says "and he's shot or whatever" Malevola says "But Monar returns as he's bleeding out." There is a text overlay from the fanfic: He was a mix of opposing forces, his arms, passably strong for a non-super human, now trembled, like the legs of a fawn swathed in birth viscera. But it wasn't the dark clutch of fear that held him (and she knew that look so well). No, the angel's face she beheld held no fear, she deigned to hope, deigned to desire, that his baby-god face was wrapped in reverence." Monae holds John in her arms as hey lays bleeding out, they are surrounded by fire and destruction as he says "Monae, I was a fool to send you away! That mistake has haunted me! The other bodyguards, they are weak - like useless babies! But you... Monae, you returned to me."

Monae holds John in her arms as he passes out from blood loss. The text overlay from the fanfic reads: “She felt his consciousness slip away, felt his body shudder and go lax, as if he had long struggled to climb the mountain of pleasure, laboring to climax, and finally reaching the dizzying peak, found the sweet kiss of release… But no, NO! His fragile body had clung to his consciousness for so long, and she hoped it had clung there: knowing that she would come for him, yearning to be entwined in her wired-steel arms.” Monae screams “John! Noooo! Don’t Leave me now!” Back in the break room, Sonar says “Wow, so Mecha Man dies?” While scrolling, Prisims says “No? He’s in a coma! She stays with him… he’s calling out her name.” Malevola says “He’s talking while in a coma?” Sonar says “Is that a thing?” Prism says “Fuck No!” Coupe has an unreadable, stressed face, and Robert is rolling his eyes. Malevola says “Oh look! He’s waking up!” We see John in a hospital bed, and Monae is standing over him. John says “Monae, is it really you? Of is this the handiwork of some shifty sorcerer set on seducing me with the sweetest of specters?” Back in the break room, Sonar asks “Are they going to fuck?” He looks annoyed and bored, and Prism and Mal are scrolling through the fic. Prism says “Oh! Here’s the spicy shit!” Coupe is sweating and side eyeing Robert, and he looks shocked and frightened.

In a romantic setting, Monae holds John in her arms, and they say each other’s names. The text overlay from the fic reads “The blood beneath his skin was gathering to the surface, his heart pounding each flow to his cheek, where he was flushed, pink, like a forbidden fruit, full of bloodied-sweet nectar. She hungered to bite, to taste the divine ambrosia of the gods, for it was the gods that sculpted his face. She leaned in, his body supple and yielding...” Monae and John kiss. Sonar cuts in and says “All that and they only kiss?” Prism says “Well, it is tagged ‘slow burn’” Mal says “Damn, so much build up for that?” Robert is pinching his nose in an irritated manner and says “Great, well, this has been riveting, but I need to-” Prism yells “Wait! There’s an epilogue!” Coupe looks terrified. She turns to the wall, and pulls the fire alarm. The fire alarm is ringing loudly and Coupe looks more composed, she points to the exit and says “We must evacuate the building immediately. Normies and children first (Robert that means you). Robert looks back at her, (hopefully) none the wiser.

Mecha Man / 'Original' Character: I'm re-posting the now complete comic! This is about a Coupé written fanfic! It miiiiight not be a great idea to write self-insert, real person fanfic about you and your boss... :) #dispatch #robertrobertson #dispatchcoupe

It's been nice having a room for myself growing up, but I wish I had a sibling to share the weight of leaving struggling parents behind

the job market paired with low self esteem have been kicking my ass
(at least my friends exist and I love them)

WE'RE GETTING OUT OF UNEMPLOYMENT IN THIS 2026 FAM

he really is just a little guy c.c

BLUSHING POOKIE ❤❤❤
#allmight

They give so much satisfaction when they're done 😭

Sharran Knight

#bg3 #shadowheart

😭😭 thank you ahhhh

A sketch of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism. Flambae is closer to the camera and talking while smugly looking upwards. Waterboy and Prism are away from the camera and looking at Flambae. Waterboy looks confused, meanwhile Prism looks unamused. There are speech bubbles above each of them. Dialogue: Flambae: I love a guy with good time management. Flambae: If he has a fixed schedule, arrives perfectly on time for our dates, and even puts our dates on his schedule? Bam, I'm already in his bed Waterboy: Wwhat kind of standard is that...? Prism: Honestly Waterboy you're better off chatting about men with me. I don't get him either

#dispatch flambae, who needs to feel special and who also has a fixed schedule and he cant have men fucking it up for him

The wig is gorgeous and the make up is so good 😭 that's such a lovely cosplay, a properly dapper Toshi 🥹

The angel that I could not kill by abelvee (abel_shinjitsu) Fandoms:Dispatch (Video Game) Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply F/M Complete Work. Tags: Shroud | Elliot Connors & Original Character(s); Shroud | Elliot Connors; Original Female Character(s); toxic mentorship; Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot; Gratuitous Smut; Spanking; Age Difference; Cunnilingus; Intercrural Sex; Awkward Tension; Self-Indulgent Summary: When has he ever cared for lovers? He never had much luck with women when he was young enough to try, and now that his body does not serve him right at all, he has someone half his age over his knee on a random Thursday afternoon. It’s either the consequences of power, or just the stupidest, sickest kind of luck. Shroud, a messy Red Ring underling, an afternoon off. It's awkward but it serves them right like that. Language: English Words: 2,936 Chapters: 1/1

me: "omg how did you know it's that time of the month"
the type of shit I wrote:
archiveofourown.org/works/80919036
#fanfiction #oc #dispatch #pwp

I am a sad clown because it's not true that I don't like ABO, I just tend to avoid it, but some people write it so good that OKAY some times I get hooked anyway 😔
Also I didn't expect The Witcher to introduce you to abo 🥸 that's interesting

The shirt grab... Sob... The yearning... 🙏

Kiss Kiss 🌻🔍
#naomight #Toshinori #toshinoriyagi #allmight #naomasa #tsukauchi #naomasatsukauchi

tier list made with tiermaker, detailing different fanfiction tropes

I saw this floating around!! Tier lists are fun 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
/done with: tiermaker.com/create/ao3-t...

Ask Enclosure AU Shroud! Anything you'd wanna say about the Z-Team? What to say about them...? They're all annoying in their own special way. Flambae uses ineffective and simple jeers that would only work on someone as...

ask-shroud-enclosure-au.tumblr.com/post/8105624... new post! :^)

Hi thank you for commenting T.T yesssss it's so fun to have a character you can throw in so many different situations, sighhhh

Dispatch scratched the itch for a refreshing universe to experiment in!!

AHHH I have some of the works in my to be read!! I'll check it out gladly 😌 I trust your recs 💅

Maybe I will!! I did not think I would, but I'm finding him very refreshing to write

I should send you away to protect you, but I’m too selfish to not have you by my side 🪶
#trigun #TRIGUNSTARGAZE

Considerations:
1) how did I count less than 20 works that have smut of Shroud on Ao3
2) how is it that there is no trace of the nastiest most toxic horrible Elliot x Robbie (Mecha Man Astral)

The slate is blank, the gears churn; I long for pathetic old men appreciators

I will cry of joy either way shbsjsnssnjs 🧍 both thoughts are so immaculate

ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝔹𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕕𝕒𝕪✨🥳
#シャムロック誕生祭2026
#シャンクス誕生祭2026

腹ﾁﾗえんじ。Wマーク忘れてたから上げ直し。

I may have not liked the joke itself but I appreciated your endeavors.

:)

The page is divided in two: the top half describes three original characters, while the second half describes two different AUs linked to the main character.

aka: my brain works in mysterious way, just to have a character I can put in situations with my faves Hello! I did this to explain it to a friend >:3 And because it's clearer to keep it pinned!! [ALT has everything] Lately I've been drawing fanarts and writing for this original character, May, in different scenarios in the Dispatch universe. She is silly and self indulgent and whatever I draw or write is not to be taken as the most serious, but I am a very organized person. As I said in the purple box - Sometimes things like these serve wax poetry, and some other times they serve porn.

I began posting on tumblr! It will hopefully make it so I can post more lenghty stuff and ficlets directly on there.
#dispatch #oc #fanwork
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