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MEAT IS ME

14.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can scream, I suppose. Weep, maybe. Have you considered curling into a ball?

14.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ Are you sure about this?
β€’ No. But I love you.

14.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The moment that you die will feel exactly the same as this one.

14.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ Oh, what's the name of that helper of yours?
β€’ Uh, Martin.
β€’ No, no β€” the hot one.

14.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t have time to check in on my favourite blorbo skrunkily twink ship drama! I’ve got to go eat the rich!

14.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was it a good poem?

14.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ It did not "eat" Colin! The system just... responded to an attack.
β€’ By eating Colin.

14.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me polishing all the break room knives.

14.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ Sorry. No wonder you've been so arsey.
β€’ I've not been "arsey"-

14.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ The minister is...
β€’ A useless sack of skin?

14.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was her domain and she reeked of power and authority in every sense of the word and when she spoke, they all listened.

14.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ Are you sure about this?
β€’ No. But I love you.

14.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The moment that you die will feel exactly the same as this one.

14.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeking murderous host, must provide own cleavers.

14.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh God… He’d hate that, he always wanted us to go paperless.

14.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ Catch you next time, dearie.
β€’ No, you won't.

14.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I met someone; did I tell you? He'sβ€” I, I don't know. I like him. He doesn't like me, though. Not really. I don't blame him. I don't like me sometimes, and I am me.

14.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ Sorry.
β€’ You apologize too much.

14.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ Are you sure about this?
β€’ No. But I love you.

14.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, I was myself, and that was enough.

14.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He cared for her. He trusted her. And she fed him to me.

14.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. Spider doesn't like it.

14.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is something very wrong with you.

14.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The moment that you die will feel exactly the same as this one.

14.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I never hear the name Jurgen Leitner again, it will be too soon.

14.03.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not circus music, you cretin! Christ alive! Something cheery, something nice. Right now!

14.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ [Delighted] I have no idea! It's a mystery!
β€’ Just so you know, this... this is an adorable look on you.

14.03.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How would a melody describe itself when asked?

14.03.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For god’s sake, can he not stay safe for like, like ten minutes?

14.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0