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Don't be monster racist.

15.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ See you later, Lena.
β€’ No, you won't.

15.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am the king of a ruined world, and I will never die.

15.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Celia, are you sure that thing's legal?

15.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(low, deadly) What did you say?

15.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mother doesn't always know what's best for our family.

15.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you real?

15.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This place is not for you. There is no place left for monsters. We will… be… your… end… and I… will… watch…

15.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh God… He’d hate that, he always wanted us to go paperless.

15.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you work in Accident and Emergency, there are few words that fill your heart with such dread as the word β€œcelebration”.

15.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A man is in love with a beetle and his name is Martin.

15.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The moment that you die will feel exactly the same as this one.

14.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ ...Unlike Needles, who is too much pricks.
β€’ He's all pricks.

14.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t try to leave if I were you. I can see you now. I can find you wherever you go.

14.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. No, I'm sure we can leave. [...] Um, Freddie? Can we leave?

14.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MEAT IS ME

14.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can scream, I suppose. Weep, maybe. Have you considered curling into a ball?

14.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ Are you sure about this?
β€’ No. But I love you.

14.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The moment that you die will feel exactly the same as this one.

14.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ Oh, what's the name of that helper of yours?
β€’ Uh, Martin.
β€’ No, no β€” the hot one.

14.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t have time to check in on my favourite blorbo skrunkily twink ship drama! I’ve got to go eat the rich!

14.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was it a good poem?

14.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ It did not "eat" Colin! The system just... responded to an attack.
β€’ By eating Colin.

14.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me polishing all the break room knives.

14.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ Sorry. No wonder you've been so arsey.
β€’ I've not been "arsey"-

14.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ The minister is...
β€’ A useless sack of skin?

14.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was her domain and she reeked of power and authority in every sense of the word and when she spoke, they all listened.

14.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€’ Are you sure about this?
β€’ No. But I love you.

14.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The moment that you die will feel exactly the same as this one.

14.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeking murderous host, must provide own cleavers.

14.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0