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The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

I tried the Albanese a while back and after the first few I said aloud “TF I been eating Haribo all these years for when these exist?!” 🤣 They are so damn good!

MAR10 DAY!

Jokes aside, these strangers in your phone have exactly ZERO sway or impact on your life, brother. Keep doing what you’re doing.

His rest was well earned but I still can't believe Frankie Beverly is gone.

Make tv shows and movies colorful again!

Me when that bonus AND that tax money hit my account at the same time 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Oh, they doing Big Fraud up in there

The California Supreme Court to Tory Lanez:

Missing Phone - Gator Days Characters August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable child who loves making friends. August's son. Mewbert and Nougat - Cat - Animal - August and Gustopher's pet cats. Transcript Panel 1 The power has gone out and Gustopher is trying to figure out what happened. This has also conveniently made this panel extremely easy to draw. Gustopher: Dad! Did the power go out? August: I think so. Help me find my phone. I'll get a light. Panel 2 August has turned on the light on his phone. This means I actually had to draw this panel. Mewbert is peacefully sleeping on the couch in the background. Gustopher is momentarily stunned by the light, but at least his dad found his phone. August: This will help. My phone should be in this room. Panel 3 Gustopher is confused. His dad is looking for his phone while using said phone as a light. He fights the urge to say anything and wonders how long it will take his dad to realize what's going on. Mewbert is annoyed at the commotion. Nougat has found herself on the top of the couch and is amused by the commotion. August: I was just using it. I don't know where I- Panel 4 August suddenly realizes that he is using is phone to try to find his phone. Embarrassment washes over him. Gustopher will remember this. August: Oh. Mewbert closes her eyes and attempts to go back to sleep. Nougat watches from above and it calculating how funny it might be if she pounces on Mewbert right now.

Missing Phone - Gator Days

Baby weed could lose all of its effect and I would still smoke just for the continuity. I refuse to exist through all this while sober.

A desolate White Crewmate sits in a folding chair with their head in their hands (in the style of the Shinji Chair Meme from Neon Genesis Evangelion LOL) with a long task list behind them.

get in The Skeld, Crewmate

illustration of small birds, including pigeons, ducks, crows, a magpie, a cockatiel, a parakeet, and a kiwi, wearing various accessories

choose your fav tiny bird

Game library varies over time, country/region and plan. PS Plus is subject to a recurring subscription fee taken automatically until cancellation. Terms apply: play.st/psplus-usageterms

The PlayStation Plus Game Catalog for February includes:

🕷️ Marvel’s Spider-Man 2
🏎️ Test Drive Unlimited Solar Crown
🐺 Neva
🚲 Season: A Letter to the Future

All and more are available today: play.st/4bZYhqe

A Red Crewmate wearing the Phoenix Wright cosmetics from Among Us's newest collaboration with Capcom over a starry sky background. Text on screen says "Phoenix Wright ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶e̶j̶e̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ has an objection." with the Ace Attorney and Among Us logos underneath.

⚖️ Among Us x @aceattorney.capcomusa.com ⚖️

HOLD IT!

Log in to Among Us now to get your free Phoenix Wright cosmetics and raise your objections. Ends March 17!

A Red Impostor holds up a bouquet of roses and (mostly) dead Crewmate bone corpses over a sparkly pink background. One living Yellow Crewmate sweats in the bouquet.

happy Valentine's Day, Crewmates! ❤️ i will find u in every universe (threat)

happy rhiyotines

a little self-sabotage, as a treat

Artists, show us how you draw black women

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

screenshot from Doom of a hellish alien scene with the subtitle "WHERE IS THE GUY WHO INVENTED SELLING PERSONAL DATA"

me in hell

handsome/polite/cute

Yes. And an gentleman. How is he orange?

It’s the way I haven’t watched Raw live in so long, I tune in tonight and say “Why is he tag teaming with this fool??” 🤨

Hunter will pay for his crimes 😑

Free our son pls