DeadSirious2.0 (@deadsirious2)

You can shop for me.

11.03.2026 01:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😏 so either this is you or someone else is stealing your moves…

11.03.2026 01:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is sitting on a couch holding a clipboard and saying `` okay , alright '' . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch holding a clipboard and saying `` okay , alright '' .

11.03.2026 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone lend me a hand? This is hard to take off when wet…

11.03.2026 01:05 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

If I walk in on you gooning, I’m just gonna sit across from you and do the same.

11.03.2026 00:13 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It’d fix me too.

10.03.2026 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Carve me out… 🫠

10.03.2026 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is walking down a hill with a camera in his hand . ALT: a man is walking down a hill with a camera in his hand .

10.03.2026 22:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Such enthusiasm.

10.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s always Titty Tuesday for the ladies…let’s see what that Tuesday Tongue can do, men!

10.03.2026 18:18 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Well we can’t all just sit around with our sticks in our hands…and roast marshmallows. Someone’s gotta set the mood.

10.03.2026 14:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Leaving me wet and drippy and forcing me to go to work? How dare you leave me wanting more.
Do it AGAIN.

10.03.2026 14:17 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

And the Icon award goes to…

10.03.2026 01:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Itty bitty waist…these boys they get sprung.

10.03.2026 01:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who’s proposing to whom?

10.03.2026 01:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s storytime….NSFW of course. 🎧 MDNI

10.03.2026 01:53 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Best adjustment to daylight savings time…

09.03.2026 23:49 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Gorgeous color!

09.03.2026 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love having long hair so I can set the scene. Up in a bun so I can take it out and shake it out, hot teacher style? Ponytail so you can pull it back as you ride? Braids so you can grab the reigns and twist me into position? Loose and wild so you can make it obvious we’ve just fucked like animals?😏

09.03.2026 23:44 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👀

09.03.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just wanna wake up to the sounds of pitter patter…your baby batter hitting the walls of the shower for me to watch and enjoy, over and over again.

09.03.2026 16:40 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0