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Epic programmer, 🐈 caretaker, grade-A husband, eater of πŸ₯“, lover of campfires, gadget addict. he/him

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POND RULES:

No swimming, jumping or gallivanting.
Do not disturb the pond witch.
No fishing with dynamite.
Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS!
Taunt the crows at your own risk.
If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away.
Do not feed the weretrout.
Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger!
They’re not ducks. Run.
Have fun!

POND RULES: No swimming, jumping or gallivanting. Do not disturb the pond witch. No fishing with dynamite. Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS! Taunt the crows at your own risk. If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away. Do not feed the weretrout. Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger! They’re not ducks. Run. Have fun!

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

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DriftlessDev - Twitch First time in Horizon Zero Dawn for ExtraLife

Time for more #ExtraLife streaming! I'm back with another 12 hours with Horizon Zero Dawn.

Would continue Hades II... but my thumbs need a breather.

Stop on by to watch and donate!

www.twitch.tv/driftlessdev

09.11.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DriftlessDev - Twitch Rock'n Hades II for Extra Life!

It's Game Day! Raising money for @extralife4kids.bsky.social and the Children's Hospital of Illinois.

Starting out rock'n some Hades II. Join & watch!

www.twitch.tv/driftlessdev

#ExtraLifeGameday

08.11.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
t? Elon Musk reposted
Steak 'n Shake β€’ @SteaknShake
X.com
The flag installations have begun at Steak n Shake.
Every Steak n Shake is getting the tallest and biggest American flag that local governments will allow!
Steak n Shake proudly supports American values and traditions.

t? Elon Musk reposted Steak 'n Shake β€’ @SteaknShake X.com The flag installations have begun at Steak n Shake. Every Steak n Shake is getting the tallest and biggest American flag that local governments will allow! Steak n Shake proudly supports American values and traditions.

From the folks who brought you β€œstop virtue signaling”…

05.10.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 566 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 15

Would it be worth it to record, edit, and post Let's Play videos on YouTube?

Not looking for a huge audience. Would be nice to have the nostalgia to "relive" game play moments. On the other hand, the anxiety of public content...

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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORKβ€”Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. β€œShortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

18.09.2025 00:02 πŸ‘ 8252 πŸ” 1943 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 46
INSANE CHARITY BIKE RIDE 2025 – LUCKY 13! – Dork Tower

If you've ever wanted to own original Munchkin art, backing #InsaneCharityBikeRide2025 lets you. (I only use it for charity fundraising.)

The set it will come from will be announced at Gamehole Con. It'll be a BIG deal.

"Like Munchkin Star Wars big?"

BIGGER!

tinyurl.com/bikeride2025

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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

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I don't remember seeing any calls for violent retribution after a Minnesota state senator was assassinated, and it would have been nice not to see any today.

10.09.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 10575 πŸ” 2048 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 45

If u watch the whole clip here this is about as good as you’re gonna get from a Republican leader rn; contrast it with the myriad other prominent conservatives in politics and media calling for blood, gore, and preemptive blame games

11.09.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 2857 πŸ” 425 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 13

The expectation, from the complicit mainstream media, that every single person on social media hold themselves to a HIGHER standard of respect than the freaking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES will never cease to amaze me.

11.09.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 3902 πŸ” 744 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 29

Whether it’s Republican politicians joking about the murder of Melissa Hortman or Democratic politicians expressing their condolences after the murder of Charlie Kirk, both parties have a extreme rhetoric problem.

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These are all people who wanted to kill their enemies before Charlie Kirk was shot, are more vocal about it now, and will keep lusting for it long after Charlie Kirk has been buried. Today’s biggest event could have been a dog farting and they would have reacted by wanting you dead.

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DriftlessDev - Twitch How Not to Build a Village in Timberborn

How not to build a village in #Timberborn

www.twitch.tv/driftlessdev

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DriftlessDev - Twitch Cluelessly Conquering the Galaxy

New #Stellaris Expansion! I have no clue what's changed. Prepare for a train-wreck.

www.twitch.tv/driftlessdev

06.05.2025 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any remote companies looking for an seasoned, slightly oddball programmer?

Comes with action packed accessories like cats, kilts, and an alarming amount of Legos.

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Murderbot β€” Official Trailer | Apple TV+
Murderbot β€” Official Trailer | Apple TV+ YouTube video by Apple TV

MURDERBOT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

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image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in aβ€”

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DriftlessDev - Twitch Liberating Undermine, Mistweaver Style

Liberation of Undermine raid, Mistweaver style! #Warcraft

www.twitch.tv/driftlessdev

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One of our supporters shared this with usβ€”people are getting creative tonight!

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We are so screwed.

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A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections.

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Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

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Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him.

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LaTeX

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A painting of a bird next to the words "here comes the bullshit"

A painting of a bird next to the words "here comes the bullshit"

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The exterior wall in our bedroom is currently 44Β°F vs the balmy 17Β° outside.

A feature of our 100+ year old, stone walled house.

06.12.2024 05:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Props to the fiber crew for going ham on the build out.

I didn't expect anything to happen until spring. The hole in my yard says otherwise.

Come on fiber, I am soooo excited to drop Charter.

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