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musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 👍 4756 🔁 1411 💬 30 📌 72
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shoelaces

09.03.2026 21:49 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

is it good when your team's last remaining healthy starter is openly seeking intervention from the lord?

09.03.2026 15:14 👍 65 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 2

full quote

25.02.2026 20:14 👍 1260 🔁 321 💬 32 📌 40

one of the most magical things about parenthood is the opportunity to watch a baby grow and develop. i never got to be a baby. i’ve always just been a guy

25.02.2026 00:14 👍 1734 🔁 140 💬 21 📌 4

Well, still not a lie that you didn’t watch it last night

24.02.2026 23:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"My son grows up, and I believe the legacy of our president is going to be what it is, I don't want him to say, 'Hey dad, why'd you go [to the White House] when you knew the right thing was to not go?'' he noted.

"My son grows up, and I believe the legacy of our president is going to be what it is, I don't want him to say, 'Hey dad, why'd you go [to the White House] when you knew the right thing was to not go?'' he noted.

Super Bowl champion Chris Long said this eight years ago, has been proven 100% correct, and most male athletes have not learned this lesson

24.02.2026 22:10 👍 194 🔁 49 💬 1 📌 6

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

15.02.2026 13:32 👍 4433 🔁 573 💬 80 📌 57
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

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i made this one a few years ago

11.02.2026 23:40 👍 332 🔁 55 💬 3 📌 0
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

11.02.2026 22:56 👍 2393 🔁 931 💬 25 📌 12
Photo of a clay cuneiform tablet with a crack down the centre shown from front and sides

Photo of a clay cuneiform tablet with a crack down the centre shown from front and sides

Drawing of a cuneiform tablet that is arranged in a table.

Drawing of a cuneiform tablet that is arranged in a table.

The spreadsheet on this clay tablet, which is almost 4,000 years old, is organised into columns for furrowed area, grain produced, land not sown, and the field’s name.

The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.

It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving

11.02.2026 16:42 👍 901 🔁 242 💬 12 📌 28

if she's your girl why is my leitmotif part of her character theme

11.02.2026 15:13 👍 174 🔁 66 💬 2 📌 0
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

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09.02.2026 18:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The good news: the Eagles don't necessarily need a star TE for this offense to work.

The bad news: they do, however, need a virtually new position group.

Great stuff as always by @phillywannabgm.bsky.social!

09.02.2026 17:46 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
George Constanza with a Philadelphia Eagles hat on saying to Elaine I gotta focus. I’m shifting into Phillies mode.

George Constanza with a Philadelphia Eagles hat on saying to Elaine I gotta focus. I’m shifting into Phillies mode.

09.02.2026 03:41 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
Youtube Thumbnail - "Baseball for Baseball Haters"

Youtube Thumbnail - "Baseball for Baseball Haters"

If you've ever enjoyed anything I've ever done creatively, CHECK THIS OUT!!!

Fake Baseball is my weird little passion project that I am completely obsessed with, and I've put together a short & comprehensive crash course on why you should watch.

youtu.be/m4dOEc8YF7Y

03.02.2026 18:27 👍 130 🔁 43 💬 6 📌 9
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Puzzmo - Cross|word Play Cross|word on Puzzmo, Take a hint.

today’s mini crossword is just a regular puzzle for a normal sunday. nothing in any way super about it….. wait…… what’s that….. it’s growing louder… OH MY GOD IT’S @minakimes.bsky.social’S MUSIC

www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-...

08.02.2026 16:13 👍 70 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 1

The Eagles can remain superbowl champions if mike pence has the courage to cancel this game

08.02.2026 16:23 👍 33 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

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a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt and a leather jacket and says `` go birds '' . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt and a leather jacket and says `` go birds '' .

It's Always Sunny: The Gang Goes Shanahan/McVay
(An Off-Season Thread)

One install per post.
One strategy per install.
One real off-season question for this offense.

The goal: to be the definitive source on the Shanahan/McVay system for Eagles fans across the Delaware Valley. Hope you enjoy!

07.02.2026 18:59 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Kid at Sweden v Germany with a Sundays are for the Birds shirt. Philadelphia is the centre of the universe. 😂 #eagles

06.02.2026 11:39 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 5

Josh Harris, of being in the Epstein Files fame, should sell the team and then be arrested and sent to jail for the rest of his miserable life.

Say whatever you want about the Sixers, you will NEVER hate them as much as I do.

05.02.2026 20:15 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Last week, Joel Embiid pleaded with the Sixers owners not to make the team worse by ducking the tax.

The Sixers proceeded to dump Jared McCain and Eric Gordon for one 1st, three 2nds, a 2nd-round pick swap and zero players.

BUT AT LEAST THEY DUCKED THE TAX AGAIN WOOT WOOT

05.02.2026 20:00 👍 43 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 9

Oh now they’re in favor of gender affirming care

05.02.2026 19:08 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 👍 32290 🔁 13861 💬 589 📌 1595
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In retrospect this is what complaining about the McCain trade today feels like

05.02.2026 00:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think this is the worst philly sports day in years and no one’s even playing

04.02.2026 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0