Sharsyn oh ffs 🤦‍♀️

‘I said I’d give up cocktails, not cocktail SAUCE!!’

Reports of the demise of irony have been greatly exaggerated

A year ago, Trump lambasted Zelensky in the Oval Office, pressing Ukraine to surrender

Trump said, “You don’t have the cards” and JD Vance attacked him for not wearing a suit

Now Trump is begging Ukraine to help in his war against Iran

Anthony Blinken says Israel tried to pressure Obama to bomb Iran, warning they’d do it with or without the U.S. Obama refused. Trump caved to the same tactic. Also worth noting: Obama’s name doesn’t appear in the Epstein tapes.

Go back to Connecticut, carpetbagger. Voter ID to purchase liquor?! I don’t think so

“The Intern in Charge”: Meet the 22-Year-Old Trump’s Team Picked to Lead Terrorism Prevention One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating v...

The Republicans seem to be prepping an argument that any domestic terror attacks in the aftermath of their Iran attacks will be the fault of Democrats for shutting down DHS funding, so I'd like to remind everyone of this appointment:

I’m old - I’ve been voting since 1986 - I voted for Ross Perot - my vote for Fetterman over Connor Lamb is the ONLY vote I wish I could take back. Senator Asshole is done.

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“Iran, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 3 million Epstein files that are missing."

The outside is finally starting to reflect the inside…

The Trump SCIF (Sloppily Curtained Info Fort) will soon be for sale in the Mar-a-Lago gift shop:

I KNOW, RIGHT?! Came here to express the same disbelief. They’ll get him back in line in the next few hours but…

TRYING TO PROVOKE BOTH A WORLD WAR AND CIVIL WAR AT THE SAME TIME WHILE DEMANDING A NOBLE PEACE PRIZE IS A LEVEL OF INSANITY I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

Exactly this. 🎯🎯🎯

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

Now would be a good time for gutless Republicans in the House and Senate to stand up to this administration and say ‘NO!’ Grow a pair, Senator Dave Carpetbagger!!

TODAY: We posted about MAGA Republican state Rep. Susan Lynn posting that her son just got called up and deployed after Trump & Bibi started this war with Iran.

FLASHBACK — 2020: Susan posted thanking Trump for “not plunging my son and daughter-in-law into another war” 👇🏽

You’re gonna hear my scream of relief and happiness, and feel the earth move from my jumps for joy from PA to both shores; from the Canadian border to the Florida Keys.

How T F does Captain Bone Spurs McChicken know what goes on in war?!

I don’t think he’s getting that Nobel Peace Prize

The thing about going to war in Iran is that we still haven’t seen the documents detailing how the President of the United States raped and tortured little girls.

Krassenstein (@krassenstein) BREAKING: We are at WAR with Iran and Trump says Americans may die WTF!

We’re now at war w/Iran. The US & Israel just sent out airstrikes in Tehran w/o Congressional approval, an impeachable offense. The question is why did he do this? [___] stein? Iran has responded by attacking a US Air Force base in Bahrain. Impeach him now!

I hope Barron Trump is signing up for the military Monday morning. It’s his Dad’s war.

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I am Pablo - don’t see you, don’t care, I’m hitting the couch to lounge

I will be highly disappointed - HIGHLY - if a Jeffrey Epstein impersonator does not show up to the SOTU tonight

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Happy birthday SenatorCaptainHero!

Yes…

Wow