venko

ten years ago today no one clapped

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

right like if I had one billion dollars my first thought would be something like "vanity film adaptation of Dark Souls 2"

I've overhauled my puzzle level generation so a level is now "grown" like cell tissue in a triangle tessellation. New elements can be inserted anywhere, and the whole level deforms to make room. This makes it easier to control topology and create paths that loops around areas.
#ProcGen #GameDev

Building a Brainfuck DSL in Forth using code generation: venko.blog/articles/for...

#programming #brainfuck #forth

You brought me out here. DOWN THE MOUNTAIN for a single mission. A kinetic, hard-kill op against ONE ROAST BEAST. I ain't backing off!

the guy from buenos aires idk i've never seen starship troopers

I'm from Whoville and I say kill the Grinch!

weird anti-vax conspiracy theorist who pisses in jars and thinks women are biologically disinclined from programming will prove that games are art with his new spiritual successor to goof troop for the snes where the characters say things like "can the mirrors repair my soul?"

we live in hell

id like a centrist to tell me what the common ground is that im supposed to find with these people, what exactly is the centrist compromise to this

hbd nerdjpg

sam, this is Piss Strongman. if you need to relieve your body of excess fluids,

MEI LING: snake, there's an old saying, 'the man who pisses where he sleeps will always sleep warm'

SOLID SNAKE: i'll keep that in mind

New making a language series post talking about emitting code. We can finally execute something!
thunderseethe.dev/posts/emit-b...

zohran mamdani will you visit narnia. do you think narnia has a right to exist

White House Health Report Included Fake Citations A report on children’s health released by the Make America Healthy Again Commission referred to scientific papers that did not exist.

lol. we're so lucky AI fuckin sucks

when it comes back after rebooting my machine 😩

the memory leak that happens whenever windows 10 wants to update >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

It looks to be a beautiful day here at Weynon Priory, don't you think?

I eat a lot of rice in case I swallow my cell phone.

wrote an algorithm that's so inefficient i understand why the greybeards invented optimization

We all know who did this

Cough.

Have you found anything interesting in the ruins?

Notes Despite implications to the contrary, it is not actually possible to buy sweetrolls (or anything else) from Salmo as he is not classed as a merchant. Bugs Salmo has two AI packages commanding him to take five loaves of bread to the Two Sisters Lodge at 10am and to the West Weald Inn at midday, but the packages never execute as he has no bread in his inventory and the packages are of "escort" type, meaning he doesn't actively seek any out. It's possible this bug was introduced to avoid another, more serious one: if bread is given to Salmo using the console or Construction Set, he will walk to one of the inns as commanded, take a bite of bread, and the game will crash.

I love oblivion so much, man

"It runs on and produces code for 16- or 32-bit x86 MS-DOS and compatibles for Microsoft Windows. It can be used with Borland's other language products: Turbo Pascal, Turbo Basic, Turbo C, and Turbo C++."

close enough. Welcome back, Microsoft .NET Common Language Runtime

good news everyone they made assembly faster
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_A...

Announcing Rust 1.0 | Rust Blog Empowering everyone to build reliable and efficient software.

Happy 10th birthday to Rust
blog.rust-lang.org/2015/05/15/R...

yeah im addicted to porn. "porn" myself another drink.

This “AI” shit does not work.

IT DOES NOT WORK!

Why don’t schools, corporations and governments care that “AI” does not work???