Witch Hilda

I’m making black salt tonight! Cleansiiiiinnnngggg baby

I voted sticker

Harris county has THE most boring I voted stickers but they DID turn on a disco light for kid who was vo for the first time 😍

I agree! Conroe of all places is really excited about him. I hate that I have to choose between 2 great Dems , but I think he can take Paxton.

Boiled crawfish

Nothing says romance like mud bugs

i actually just finished it. Enjoyed it, particularly the Moscow one? I think that’s where they went?

Omg I laughed just reading this. stuck in the bathroom 😂😂😂

I forgot about Krapopolis!! Jen from the IT crowd is my spirit animal

I’m still stuck on bulldozing the White House! Incredible

I love all things Matt Berry. Toast of London cracks me up too

Golly it depends. If they have a finance background it’s easy

Honestly, I don’t think the majority of people even know it (citizens united, not the court) exists! When I bring it up in the wild, I am constantly explaining that yes, it’s real, and yes it’s legal.

My Saint Bernards

Buck and Tuck

I wonder how she would do without her “burn book” in front of her. Could she field questions?

Also I think you meant “bitch”. She is def not a witch. No real coven or practice would have her.

Conversely I think all the time of Jessie Watters mother. I’d die of shame if I had spawned that.

Isn’t Kennedy the one who reads pornography into the record? That’s was simultaneously funny and gross.

Still better than Chris Collinsworth

Meh I’m pretty much rooting for everyone but Chris Collinsworth 😑

My dog staring longingly at the outdoor grill

The way he is watching the meat on the grill lol

As a blue dot in a red state I have encountered this. I just say welcome to the resistance and let it go. And that is not easy for me lemme tell ya.

Eww

Lol

To be fair he didn’t run on releasing those files either. trump did.

I taught Zumba for years. I am fully prepared !

I am still marching for the same rights I was marching for in 1987. JFC it never ends.

Have you tried hexing?

Who is at fault in this anyway! Had Abbott not gerrymandered us, California wouldn’t have approved this. Thank you btw

They played a prom at my hs! It was before my time but my brother was there!

One of my grimoires

Just working of the ol grimoire today

I was going to say something snarky about men being too emotional to be in politics. I guess I just did though.