I feel like I don't make enough "getting bottom surgery on Halloween" jokes, frankly
15.03.2026 00:32
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I feel like I don't make enough "getting bottom surgery on Halloween" jokes, frankly
For clarity, I had an almost-definitely-fine lump, but didnt want to just leave it
And it is for sure just a cyst
I was also told I had "very good development" so I guess my doctor DID diagnose me with nice tits
I got a good grade at boob! Something reasonable to want and possible to achieve!
By which I, of course, mean that my breast exam went well
If you see this, post your Smash Bros main
...*sigh*
Stone cold sober
Lords grant me sense, I'm arguing with people on the internet again
there was a last minute entry in the cheerleader tryouts
#CourageousArt
Look, lightning strikes unexpectedly
(Maybe add a link to the places people can support you financially so new eyes can see them?👀)
That seems on brand for you, frankly
If ooonnllyyyy
That's gonna be hard, considering I'm at work
My eyes hurt after trying @~@
It's been nice knowing you 🫡
Panel 1 Comic titled “Rejection Sensitivity Explained.” The ADHD Alien character stands beside another person who responds casually with the words “Oh, thanks.” The reaction is neutral and calm. The ADHD Alien character looks worried and overthinks the interaction. Caption text reads: “When people react neutrally to me, I think they secretly hate me.”
Panel 2 The ADHD Alien character sits curled up on the floor in a dim room, looking anxious and overwhelmed. The caption reads: “It’s like my logic turns off and an emergency mode turns on.” Thought bubbles show spiraling worries: “I must’ve done something wrong.” “I need to figure out what I did wrong.” “Did I overstep?”
Spent all vacation worrying that the people I’d meet wouldn’t like me. They liked me 😭. Could’ve enjoyed my croissant in peace
Rejection sensitivity part 1/4
How can I best channel this "I swear to god, if I have to deal with one more stupid fucking person today, I will go nuclear" energy? 🤔
Cracked your egg (with a sledgehammer)
Inspired your name
What else have I done to qualify as a queer fairy godmother?
Very boring for 75% of it. Alice was just the one I settled on after thinking about it for a long while, and the middle names are the runners up
PLANTER is from the username, which I thought up in highschool as a joke answer to "when life gives you lemons"
Guess what DINGUS the sketch slots are back open!
Its still a bit too early to bust out the spring theme so this week's just a free-for-all. You can be a cowboy! You can make me draw your Sonic OC! I could pick you up in my hand and crush you like a bug! Just get this art!
vgen.co/StarlightNoe...
really forcing the pun voice: it's marathon march tenth, time to get blasted to pieces and read text
This is relevant to my interests
Actually, thinking about it: the glass in mirrors is also slightly green usually, so it kinda does make sense
One HUNDRED percent a weird light refraction thing. There's no colour when looking straight on
Oh, sorry, did you want me to send you the leftover radioactive juice so you can drink it on stream or something?
Hell yeah
I slightly undercooked them
OKAY THE GLASS IS JUST CATCHING THE LIGHT
GOT IT
WTF THO
Im gonna (it's the glass tint, I figured it out)
Like, its GOTTA be the tint in the glass or something
I DON'T THINK THAT'S NORMAL FOR OIL?????