Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️

These MAGA goths gotta stop feeding on boomers because I swear there's too much lead in their blood.

Driving home from work and saw a white Telsa with a license plate that said "BTRYPWR". Seeing how it's an electric car that could read as "Battery Power". Seeing how Tesla is owned by a Nazi white supremacist that thinks he's god, it could also read "Better Why(t) Power"

A lot of people think I only do color horror tattoos but this black and grey Cinderella sleeve proves that's not entirely true.

Thanks! 😁

*Cinderella

Jesus Christ, Brandy. Wake up! 🤣

Checkout this Alice in Wonderland sleeve I recently wrapped up on, and while you're here, consider voting for Sacred Soul Tattoo for Best of Mile High. We made it to the top 3 last year, and with your help, we can do it again!

I don't usually post in-progress pieces but we got about two thirds of the way there on this Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors piece!

I hate to admit it but the US prison system actually rehabilitated someone, because due to inflation, by the time Jared Fogul gets out of prison, the five dollar foot long will be eighteen.

Idk, I don't watch either of them.

Shocked Pikachu face.

Like, just because his only exposure to trans people is the porn he watches, doesn't make us all perverts. I mean, I am, but that's outside of the trans thing.

Joe Rogan calling trans people perverts is hilarious coming from the guy that looks like he gets lubed up and crawls inside other dude's urethras.

People are so opposed to this idea that when they did it in a cartoon a baby shot Mr Burns.

He'd be a better secretary of health than the current guy with worms for brains.

People are saying retarded, we have a moron in the White House starting another forever war in the Middle East, and Apple just announced a computer that cost under $600. Fuck, it's 2003 all over again. Someone go make sure Johnny Cash isn't a zombie riding a pale horse.

I believe the United States is a Christian nation. I mean, Christians ignore when pastors rape kids, it only tracks they'd do the same when a president does it.

Not a drag queen, or a trans person, or an immigrant. Just very fine people.

Alan Tudyk is a national treasure.

I think it's worth clarifying, Kristi Noem wasn't fired by Trump, she was given a new position. Rumors are it's doggy.

That McDonald's CEO took a bite of their burger with the same face I make when I pay my taxes, which is fucked up since CEOs and corporations don't pay taxes.

Someone should send them bad movies to watch up there.

Can't believe we're going to war with Iran and ushering in Armageddon to promote a movie.

Trans people are to society what Gilbert Gottfried was to comedy. Most of society hates us when all we're trying to do is live our lives and spread a little joy in a dark world, all because our voices are a little annoying.

Since the US is hellbent on a needless war with Iran, how about we send ICE since they want to beat up on brown people.

He's not actively dying fast enough though.

If putting the face of a guy who said it was acceptable for kids to die in mass school shootings to protect the second amendment on a piece of paper republicans are wiping their ass with, on the DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION, doesn't convince you that the US is toast then nothing will.

I can't believe the guy mentioned in the Epstein files more times than Jesus in the Bible, for raping and murdering little girls, would launch missiles into a school full of little girls. Calling this country evil would be an insult to literal demons from hell.

My bad, he's pushing 60.

Y'all forget that Jim Carrey was always known in Hollywood as the man with the rubber face, but forget that he's pushing 70. Forgive him at that mileage for injecting a little Fix-A-Flat.

*gender marker

Oh well. New whiskey dropped I guess, Gender Maker's Mark