I made a comedy vault to actually remember what happened in my life and the insane stories I will write a book about one day
06.03.2026 11:38
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I made a comedy vault to actually remember what happened in my life and the insane stories I will write a book about one day
Hey siri play god is a dance floor
Hey siri play the sheep and the goats
Hey siri play I wish we’d all been ready
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
I definitely just built a web app for my gamily.
Eerie Kakirk
Advertisement for pizza hut. It features the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael in a live action costume playing saxophone, and says "get out radical debut audio cassette, official concert tour guide and autographed poster for $3.99 with any excellent pizza purchase. A $12.99 retail value. Pizza hut Makin it great!"
This is what they took from you
In h.s. I remember counting 37 weapons on my Bible study leader’s person. I was terrified of him from then on
Someone is snoring at switchyards... ama
I was friends w a lot of columbine survivors, and heard so many stories of how badly things were when the evangelicals took the Rachel story and ran with it. I know her brother, that was not her story at all.
#tiktok live is gone?
The eye witness to the murder of Alex Pretti is now hiding from ICE.
An affidavit signed by her details her observation of the #ICEGestapo murder.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
First pic was wrong - it was a screenshot of the first acct I noticed that glitched. Here’s my acct private and public.
Check your #tiktok profile. Looks like some profiles are turning private - mine has always been public. Changing the setting is grayed out.
I got strikes on 3 videos within the past two days because the hashtag #wlw is dangerous activities. No option to appeal.
Now that it’s not loading, my profile switched to private… I wonder if anyone else is seeing this?
Two finger lift with the last supper in the bg is WILD
It’s BAD. My feed is actually crazy rn
Anyone else #tiktok down?
My feed isn’t showing profiles, comments and keeps glitching while loading.
On top of that, my feed is insane rn just look. What did I do
That’s enough internet for today
Why do I sneeze whenever I’m nauseous
New ink #clownforchrist
Where are my girlies and gays that play #gtaonline #gtav on #ps5 I need some friends for a private lobby 😭💅
So far my plans for 2026:
- continue improv comedy
- have first showcase
- make $$$$$
- get high
- accidentally end up on a podcast
Happy 2026. I’m gonna start being more insane
They’re not making more earth. Bones are important
About to hold a seance cuz att said a dead lady gotta approve my phone transfer. Anyone else need this service?
now i'm here, i'm almost 35 and still find myself struggling to put my art out there because it was engrained into me to glorify god or trash whatever i created. IDk just doin thinkins today.
those of you who are also exvangelical --
Especially those who are creatives, have you found that you feel behind others with your abilities or interests because of the censored media we grew up with?
Or for me? Songwriting and playing music - if it wasn't christian it wasn't art,
starting an improv musical class tomorrow -- funny how back in my worship days, the harp and bowl worship i led is the same exact thing... just now? i'm doing music for satan.
