Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣

Man rushed to hospital after turning BLUE only to discover it's dye from bedsheets - Discover SWNS A man was left mortified after being rushed to hospital having turned blue from head-to-toe - only to discover it was dye from his bedsheets.

This is some funny AF shit!!
I needed this today.
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Remind me to introduce you to my ex.

That scissor tackle that broke Isak's ankle deserved a red card and a five game suspension.

Us #LFC fans are enjoying the karma.

Enjoy away at Lincoln City next year, Spurs.

You got the follow for the Guntron Alliance Force avatar.

I don't think this was a driving off a bridge problem.

It looks more like a going 40 mph at a 15 mph exit problem.

BUT THE 2 CYCLE OIL!

Paramount ally RedBird says using Middle East money to help buy Warner Bros. could be a good idea RedBird Capital's Gerry Cardinale is helping the Ellisons buy Warner Bros. He says using Gulf state money to finance the deal could be a good thing.

So RedBird Capital, an equity partner of Fenway Sports Group (read #LFC) has helped the Ellisons take over Paramount and WB/HBO, creating a media oligarch.

I'm just going to have to boycott & quit everything now, right?

Hell, even Dropout did copaganda

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Challenge for those who think Claude *is* conscious: explain how you're not a slaveowner and shouldn't be prosecuted as such.

"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

😁

The credit reporting bureaus don't own the debt. There is nothing to wipe out here but information, which will be recreated easily.

Call me when they try to hack Citibank or MOHELA.

Geez, if only there was someone who had the power to stop the inevitable funding requests that come along with those wars.

May I suggest @francisheaney.bsky.social?

Unanimous consent?

Did you have @wyden.senate.gov locked in a closet or something?

Oh, and a Season 6 of Yellowstone, he added.

It has nothing to do with that. Tr&mp experienced second-hand embarassment seeing her get dragged at the hearing yesterday.

She paid for his narcissistic injury.

THEN👏DON'T👏 FUND👏IT👏.

THEN👏DON'T👏 FUND👏IT👏.

RIP Brewdog. We'll always have this from @christycoysh.bsky.social

I understand the "Tie it to the Circuits" historical rationale, but please consider the following.

Split CA and AZ off to create a 14th circuit then add a nationwide specialized tax circuit.

Boom! 15 circuits. 15 SCOTUS Justices.

You fill me with inertia.

@gallego.senate.gov You endorsed a candidate who lied about his tattoo (CNN saw the texts), worked as a mercenary, went on an antisemitic podcast, and boosted a Holocaust-denying neo-Nazi.

You pass as white. My family doesn’t. We’re Colombian - like you.

This is betrayal and you're a hypocrite.

That's not fair to the seal. At least their predictions have a 50% chance of being right.

I knew it! Russian bot!

American sprawl and inner city abandomnent are very helpful in creating lightly played Showdown stops. Cemeteries are great for having stops that are not at a major intersection.

This weekend's win was a weed shop in Detroit about a mile east of downtown.

#PokémonGO Showcase Star Platinum badge showing 357 wins.

If you ever need to discuss strategery, I'm here for you.

Men at Work's It's a Mistake?

Dude looks like Shri Thanedar playing Teddy Perkins on Atlanta.

If you see this, post a knight.