such a travesty

I just showed my coworkers and they don’t know how to react.

This has made my morning. Wow.

Ha I guessed it was LOCCS just from two skeets. It is a nightmare.

I do not miss judging hs debate.

OpenAI posted the terms of the deal. Reveals that it absolutely does allow for domestic surveillance. EO 12333 is how the NSA hides its domestic surveillance by capturing communications by tapping into lines *outside the US* even if it contains info from/on US persons.

openai.com/index/our-ag...

the dog and I missed my bed.

I don’t think the guy behind me has stopped talking for one moment of this three hour plane ride.

Of course Noem fucks w Global Entry on the day I am flying back into the country.

Last sunrise in the #galapagos

That is very weird. You can call the HHS OIG

I get stuff like this for past residents at my place and I bought it 4 years ago. People don’t change their addresses bc they also get everything via email

100% ow. And just a an unexpected shock!

A jellyfish bitchslapped me above my upper lip while snorkeling today.

HUD rule could push families with undocumented immigrants out of their homes A proposed rule could put nearly 80,000 people at risk of eviction, many of them U.S. citizen children. Undocumented immigrants don't get rental aid but can currently live with family members who do.

Under this HUD rule, about 37,000 children born in the U.S. could face homelessness because someone in their family lacks papers. That's roughly a baseball stadium full of kids.

Deliberate, gratuitous cruelty masquerading as housing policy.

#galapagos #sharks

@whysharksmatter.bsky.social I am in the galapagos and our boat was followed the other night by a group of sharks that grew from 3 to 8. Everyone was so excited and it was so fun to watch them try to catch food! Good entertainment for about 45 min. Made me think of your shark skeets.

Nah you’re being the right guy. This is why I stay away from donating to any org doing work in or for any country with sanctions. It’s too tricky to navigate.

May they be fired and prosecuted for perjury, resulting in the loss of their pensions.

TOUCAN!! #cloudforest #ecuador

A small brownish bird with white-tipped feathers and a black beak is perched on the side of a metal grate. It is looking to the side, as though it is checking to make sure no one is watching. Behind it is a tree covered in vines.

I feel like this little strong-billed woodcreeper should be my new mascot. He was the epitome of Up to No Good when trying to get into the compost at Bellavista Cloud Forest Lodge in Ecuador yesterday morning. Look at his feet! #ecuador #cloudforest

Those perjury charges for Bondi and Kash on January 21, 2029 are gonna hit like a cold beer on a Friday night.

Raised in CC / fam still there. This has me scratching my head. The data about crime in CC needs to be put in context of its location vis-a-vis the other parts of the county that boarder CC’s higher crime areas. It’s generally quite safe overall.

Boarding a flight to South America via Houston (layover) and a CBP officer walked up with a couple, cut the line, and escorted them onto the plane and is now waiting as the rest of us board to make sure they don’t get off.

Lots of live and treats to the pup!

Scene: My dad & I sitting in an airport. He is eating Haribo twin snakes gummies.
Dad: you know, we can’t eat these
on the plane
Me: …why?
Dad: snakes on a plane and allll
Me: … 😒
#dadjoke

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

I am offended by this mayo commercial's use of Neil Diamond. Just no.

Anyone who’d rather watch Kid Rock than that not only is a racist but has execrable taste

I am miffed. They played that part at a smaller show Friday night apparently. They’ve been changing redneck to MAGA