Venezuelan President Nicolas Madura pictured with Ozzy Osbourne. But not really.
Remembering the day Maduro met Ozzy Osbourne. #venezuela
03.01.2026 13:13
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Were you in shorts?
01.10.2025 17:30
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Not really. They'll be another in a week. It's an on-topic response.
28.09.2025 22:55
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Bob Mortimer writes...
28.09.2025 20:24
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Do you work in HR?
28.09.2025 20:23
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There's still less shitting fesses than shooting someone fesses.
28.09.2025 20:15
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"Woman seeking inexplicable pardon from President, casts him a good light" shocker. #maxwell #epstein #trump
23.08.2025 18:37
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It's sad that Terence Stamp has died but also sad that people can only remember him for being General Zod in Superman. Then I looked him up and realised I don't actually know him from anything else either.
17.08.2025 20:04
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This Temu phone holder is a product after my own heart.
16.08.2025 18:03
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Screenshot of BBC news headline about the upcoming Putin and Trump talks in Alaska, with Trump declaring Putin wouldn't mess with him. The fool.
He says, of the man who has repeatedly had his political opponents murdered.
15.08.2025 06:18
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Sentence of a Woman #PutWritingInASongOrMovie
13.08.2025 12:55
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Everybody does this
13.08.2025 11:25
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Read that as zombies. That would be better.
13.08.2025 11:06
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The Chipmunks sing the Beatles Hits All My Loving
YouTube video by Chipmunks1958
Alvin & The Chipmunks would like a quiet word. youtu.be/ZR1tKI10bX0
13.08.2025 11:01
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I'm going to look for loose change down the back of the settee.
In sofa as I might find some.
#LunchPun
13.08.2025 10:59
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That's 936 people, don't get too carried away.
01.08.2025 06:31
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Wasn't that by Baltimora?
31.07.2025 21:25
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It's called The Sandcastle. No wonder you were mistaken.
27.07.2025 22:18
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A whole generation of incels with skewed fragrance references.
27.07.2025 18:18
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In all my years I've never once smelled a sweaty armpit and thought "mmm pussy..." and got a raging hornpipe. Also vice versa.
27.07.2025 15:45
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It's bad enough drinking the pissy stuff, don't make your own.
27.07.2025 15:39
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But have you had a rush of blood to your head yet?
27.07.2025 15:37
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Open casket then was it?
25.07.2025 19:11
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Came here to say the same but with different words and more swears.
25.07.2025 19:02
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Perfect day right there. By anything interesting you mean things with electricity and noise.
25.07.2025 18:57
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Oh the irony.
25.07.2025 18:55
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It's called a local butcher.
25.07.2025 18:53
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Please rewrite. How can they live alone more than being alone?
25.07.2025 18:52
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Just got a tin of coconut milk from Lidl with no ring pull. What is this, the Middle Ages?
25.07.2025 18:47
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Pretty sure that was what was implied.
08.07.2025 22:49
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