MJPastellis is a lesbian, famously

MJPastellis - Twitch MJ tries not to thirst over the yokai challenge (impossible difficulty) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis MJ tries not to thirst over the yokai challenge (impossible difficulty) (back to Nioh!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

MJPastellis - Twitch Ancient pupper spirit helps us stab some guys [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Ancient pupper spirit helps us stab some guys (Back to Nioh!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

MJPastellis - Twitch We WILL make the gays kiss and make up (and kiss, and kiss, and kiss) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis We WILL make the gays kiss and make up (and kiss, and kiss, and kiss) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

MJPastellis - Twitch On the hunt for new ghost friends [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis On the hunt for new ghost friends in Nioh! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

Having to fix AI/machine translation is more work than just translating from scratch.

My partner just texted me "I don't even think of the word 'foggy' anymore when I see it, it is always 'damn, silent hill outside today'"

I want to marry this woman so bad she's so funny

Man I'm excited to be travelling again but I did not miss people having no travel etiquette whatsoever

Watching sports on full volume on your tablet on the train? Sir, have you ever heard of *headphones*?

Twitch Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis The queer gang's all together, let's save our hometown in Super Lesbian Animal RPG! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

MJPastellis - Twitch Hot goth lady slain, who's next? [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Hot goth lady slain, who's next? (Back to Nioh!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

4 panel silly comic in black lines only. A blob guy has a big pencil. It says “I draw”. In the second panel he seems happy with his drawing and it says “all done yeah”. Panel 3 shows him holding up the drawing of a triangle with legs and a happy face. He goes “come on”. In the final panel he’s very pleased with himself, closes his eyes and tells himself “I’m a bit incredible”

Come on

MJPastellis - Twitch WAAAA 4TH STREAMAVERSARY/500 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION, LET'S BE GAY AND DO CRIME | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis WAAAA ITSTIMEITSTIMEITSTIME 4TH STREAMAVERSARY/500 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION, LET'S BE GAY AND DO CRIME AS WE PLAY THROUGH THE WHOLE SLY TRILOGY

Okay let's try this a second time! Special big stream on the 21st, this Sat! Playing through the entire OG Sly trilogy in honour of 500 followers/4 years on Twitch! Also probably doing the tier list of all games completed on stream!!! Starting at 2 PM GMT/9 AM ET! Love you all!

LOVEYOULOVEYOULOVEYOULOVEYOU

Hello! I’m looking for an ASL sensitivity reader for a project I’m working on at IDW—paid work obviously!!

Please repost or message me at cassandra.jones@idwpublishing.com with your resume if interested. ✨

MJPastellis - Twitch The quest to retrieve our last party member! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis The quest to retrieve our last party member in Super Lesbian Animal RPG! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

Nooo I want you to have fun thoughhh

MJPastellis - Twitch Slicin' and dicin' (or more likely getting sliced and diced) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Slicin' and dicin' (or more likely getting sliced and diced) in Nioh! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

Okay let's try this a second time! Special big stream on the 21st, this Sat! Playing through the entire OG Sly trilogy in honour of 500 followers/4 years on Twitch! Also probably doing the tier list of all games completed on stream!!! Starting at 2 PM GMT/9 AM ET! Love you all!

MJPastellis - Twitch NEW GAME! But more importantly: WE HAVE KITTENS! [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis NEW GAME! But more importantly: WE HAVE KITTENS! (Starting Nioh!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

The Danger Candy is calling me,,,,,

MJPastellis - Twitch Defeating evil via kissing my girlfriend a whole lot [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Defeating evil via kissing my girlfriend a whole lot (back to Super Lesbian Animal RPG!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

doubles luge. one guy lays on his back on the luge sled and the second guy lays on his back on top of the first guy

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

MJPastellis - Twitch Chasing after corrupted dragon, Makili Pietru! Nearing the finale??? [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Chasing after the corrupted dragon, Makili Pietru! Nearing the finale in Monster Hunter Stories??? [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

And I feel bad but I *cannot* leave if my friends stay there. I'm a very lonely mentally ill person who's dependent on that platform for my social needs. I'd fall apart in no time without that. So I guess I'll just have to fucking comply and give out my data to some evil fucking corpo bastards. FUCK

Man this Discord thing sucks so bad because like. I realistically don't think there'll be a mass exodus like Twitter because people have the option to retain the same user experience (even if the price of it is info we should not have to give to a third party)

MJPastellis - Twitch Normalise riding your besties [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH] | !tics !yak !discord

www.twitch.tv/mjpastellis Normalise riding your besties (Back to Monster Hunter Stories!) [FIRST PLAYTHROUGH]

I will! Thank you <3

Forgot to post here but I won't be doing the special stream this Sat as I'm still a bit sick!!! Will see about rescheduling during the next week, it'll be on either the 21st or the 28th!!! Sorry to disappoint but sometimes you gotta take care of your own dang self, love y'all <3