Todays theme: oh fuuuuuuuck.
10.03.2026 10:15
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Forgot to add the beans to the coffeemaker this morning. I feel sorry for the first person to tell me good morning.
10.03.2026 10:14
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Stop posting like everyone cares & post like no one cares.
10.03.2026 02:41
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Yeah, sorry. Unavoidable consequence.
09.03.2026 10:47
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Good morning! Except to those who celebrate daylight saving time.
09.03.2026 10:35
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I swear everyone did, but no one knows why.
09.03.2026 03:12
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“Never apologize for being yourself,” said the insufferable asshole who should apologize for being himself.
08.03.2026 18:38
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now that there are no phone booths Clark Kent just strips naked in the street
08.03.2026 01:20
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Love dogs with bangs ngl
07.03.2026 22:39
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But regardless of sleep schedule, everyone is awake for ridiculous roadside attractions and superior 711s
08.03.2026 13:55
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Thank you to everyone who participated in the synchronized jump this morning. Your participation ribbon is in the mail.
08.03.2026 13:54
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You made my morning with this
08.03.2026 13:53
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I’ll admit, it wasn’t very well thought out on my part. I appreciate your attendance. We did big things here today.
08.03.2026 13:53
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Driving in shifts for optimal mile gainage
08.03.2026 13:50
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You got eggzema? I thought they stopped making that in the 90s?
08.03.2026 05:08
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I should've been a chew toy.
08.03.2026 05:09
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Brain is breaking
08.03.2026 04:48
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Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
19.12.2024 18:51
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She missed out.
08.03.2026 04:23
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If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit.
08.03.2026 01:17
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I’m going to start pronouncing morgue “morg-you” like the ending of argue
08.03.2026 02:10
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Oh hell 🙌 yes
08.03.2026 03:58
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I don't want to brag, but I've been in the Tour de France three times and only got sick once ....wait...I'm being told by my wife that it was the Tilt-a-Whirl, not the Tour de France that I was in. Sorry for the confusion.
08.03.2026 01:36
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In the short time I've been here, I feel like we've all really groan a lot.
08.03.2026 03:31
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Sorry I didn’t mean to give a pep talk, that’s not my character
04.03.2026 07:05
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Yeah I don’t think I’d ever have a bad day if this were reality
08.03.2026 03:42
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From far away, you can't even tell I'm batshit crazy
08.03.2026 03:37
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RV living but only so I can hit every quiz night all over the country.
08.03.2026 03:39
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That’s 8am tomorrow. You’re early
08.03.2026 03:35
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