Thank you! I had the base painted for weeks. Couldn’t figure out what it was. Last night it finally came out 😬
11.03.2026 11:37
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a crab and a lobster are the same creature but one is in landscape and the other is in portrait mode
11.03.2026 11:24
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The way my brain turns "that's rad" into: "anyone can do that, fraud", is honestly quite impressive.
11.03.2026 11:12
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Adorable!
11.03.2026 10:47
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Laughter cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.
11.03.2026 10:40
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Thanks man!
11.03.2026 10:33
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The last temptation of a reply guy, to send that unrequited dm
09.03.2026 20:26
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Ty
11.03.2026 10:28
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They really are
11.03.2026 10:28
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An abstract painting colors red, black, green, blue, white, cream and a little light purple. Straight lines and what look like planets.
Not so good w the words lately. So decided to paint instead.
11.03.2026 10:21
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Todays theme: oh fuuuuuuuck.
10.03.2026 10:15
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Forgot to add the beans to the coffeemaker this morning. I feel sorry for the first person to tell me good morning.
10.03.2026 10:14
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Stop posting like everyone cares & post like no one cares.
10.03.2026 02:41
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Yeah, sorry. Unavoidable consequence.
09.03.2026 10:47
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Good morning! Except to those who celebrate daylight saving time.
09.03.2026 10:35
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I swear everyone did, but no one knows why.
09.03.2026 03:12
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“Never apologize for being yourself,” said the insufferable asshole who should apologize for being himself.
08.03.2026 18:38
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now that there are no phone booths Clark Kent just strips naked in the street
08.03.2026 01:20
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Love dogs with bangs ngl
07.03.2026 22:39
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But regardless of sleep schedule, everyone is awake for ridiculous roadside attractions and superior 711s
08.03.2026 13:55
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Thank you to everyone who participated in the synchronized jump this morning. Your participation ribbon is in the mail.
08.03.2026 13:54
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You made my morning with this
08.03.2026 13:53
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I’ll admit, it wasn’t very well thought out on my part. I appreciate your attendance. We did big things here today.
08.03.2026 13:53
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Driving in shifts for optimal mile gainage
08.03.2026 13:50
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You got eggzema? I thought they stopped making that in the 90s?
08.03.2026 05:08
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I should've been a chew toy.
08.03.2026 05:09
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Brain is breaking
08.03.2026 04:48
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Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
19.12.2024 18:51
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She missed out.
08.03.2026 04:23
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