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One hell of a quote: "the bombing will continue uninterrupted for a week or until there is peace in the Middle East"
Something granting immunity to fear condition? Resistance to cold? :)
"We are not at war with Venezuela." - Marco Rubio
You'd have to be pretty damn stupid to think you didn't commit an act of war on Venezuela by bombing it in the dead of night, killing dozens of it's citizens, and abducting the head of state and his wife.
When he said he could literally shoot a person on 5th Ave in New York and he'd still get elected, I honestly think that would probably be true. In fact, he could start executing random people and by merely stating "it's part of my job, protecting the country" he'd have a legal golden parachute.
- Since as President his own SCOTUS has given him immunity for anything he does if he can even vaguely connect it to his role, even if a few Republicans grow heart in their chests and all the Democrats grow a spine, he's legally protected even for obvious crimes domestic and abroad.
- Months go by, no change, and Orange47 despite Congress saying no will continue to do what he wants regardless of the legal jeopardy he puts everyone else around him in, and the danger he puts the average American worldwide for this stunt.
- Weeks continue to go by, Republicans will tout how much wealthier and stronger America will be with this new territory under our control, truly MAGA, while Democrats will continue to beg for normalcy and say this isn't right and act powerless to stop the Presidents' actions.
- Congress says "hey you can't do that" and everyone releases their personal statements; of how when the right time comes their going to vote their little hearts out and say he can't continue to do war crimes.
- Congress votes on a resolution saying 'war crimes bad' and he needs to pinky swear stop.
So let me play out the next few weeks (insane that war crime takes weeks to play out):
- Orange47 bombs another country without informing Congress
- Orange47 says they're going to run said country and steal it's oil reserves as 'payment' for their own toppling of the government.
The leadership of the Democrats has truly failed.
What would it take for @schumer.senate.gov to finally open their eyes and see the dangerous world he's creating for the rest of us?
I hate living in a country where the only choices are Autocracy or Idiocracy. We deserve more.
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
I've said since before he returned; he's going to put us back into a forever war and near the end of his term he will say and do anything to claim as a wartime president he needs to stay in charge.
And on top of it all, our military has kidnapped the President and First Lady of Venezuela and taken them... somewhere.
So we take the leadership from a country, bomb it, and then expect them to comply with us and praise America and work functionally with us?
Our current president is bombing another country because they have friendly trade relationships with China, and are taking advantage of the ridiculous tariffs he imposed on his own citizens. Now individual speed boats with unknown cargo and unknown people on them are being blown out of the water.
We allowed President Bush to shoot first and ask permission later, and it only dragged us through a two decade war that's burned our relationships across the Middle East and the world. At least Bush made a show of pulling the wool over our eyes, claiming weapons of mass destruction and world peace.
Would we allow any other President to bomb another country in the dead of night without Congressional approval? Would you allow Presidents Biden or Obama to bomb a 3rd country without any approval from the Congress in place?
The guy who famously crosses every border in one night without documentation?
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate both giving off some serious "please stop beating my ass, sir" energy
Automation and it's cost to the working class and their career opportunities is a high priority for the teamsters to take on, and they're getting good practice with their fight against Amazon which is a company that is already highly automated, compared to UPS who are still testing the waters.
My Center would likely close before it ever got automated to that degree. But thankfully my Union contract gives me first dibs any positions at other centers, and the union will fight like hell to slow walk as much as possible with regards to technology taking Union work.
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Orange47's economy has even imagination being affected by inflation. Now that we no longer have pennies, it costs at least a nickle for your thoughts and the minimum wish cost at wishing wells is five cents.
Little haha to get through the darkness lol
The Democrats need fresh and fighting blood in their party if they want to or expect to survive.
