Kevin Warwick

Traditions are important. Posting this photo every year is my only one.

The sound of an ice cream truck last night and a lawnmower this morning...

Nice try, Chicago... I know what you're up to.

I find it so delightful and pure to be subscribed to the local vegan ice cream shop's monthly newsletter.

To be clear, I also didn't know most of these answers and said "whoa" aloud to myself with the annual salary answer.

This is just flat-out good content. Love this.

Dogs whose owners just look at their phones during walks deserve better.

Doesn't matter how many Chicago pizza lists get made, I'll always click through.

The pizza list will always win and my integrity as an Internet user will always lose.

HCPM, by Killing Pace 10 track album

In times like these, it's of the utmost importance to listen to incredibly violent and hateful music. A good example is Killing Pace's current candidate for ROTY: bbbrecords.bandcamp.com/album/hcpm

Find a good spot to lean, do not abandon leaning spot.

Yo Converge still rocks man

Polite baseball boys really love emo and mildly angsty guitar rock far too much.

This totally predictable rationale hurts my heart.

The cover of the newest Chicago Reader, which features a huge photo of an egg that’s cracking open

My feature on Fire Talk Records’ Chicago-based imprint, Angel Tapes

After a month and a half break from print, the Reader makes its debut as a monthly. Thank you to everyone who supported the paper last year when we were scraping by week to week, and all the ups and downs before then. Thank you to everyone who picks up a new issue, it means the world.

Baseball deserves more podcasts

Cool cool just take photos with your brain and we’ll do ai or whatever it’ll be the same thing.

What a sad, infuriating shitshow.

Everyday I worry I get dumber due to the control billionaires have over the creation and dissemination of reliable and valuable news.

Best there is. Excited to support the next adventure.

This is sincerely amazing content.

Owner of Avondale eatery Warlord accused of sharing sexual images of co-worker

The owner of the popular Avondale restaurant Warlord was in court Monday, where he was served with an order of protection — his second in about a year involving a female co-worker — after being accused of sharing sexual images of a former girlfriend and colleague without her consent.

My brain will not be open tomorrow due to the cold.

Big day

If you know how to raise one eyebrow in a whimsical way and you do it for comedic effect I'm sorry we'll never be friends.

This has given me strength.

It's the politicians

What a flaming pile of shit this is.

Wow, I just subscribed to a year of print issues from @theonion.com. What a feeling. First I get to read words and then I get to use those words to start a modest fire in my backyard solo stove. Print rocks.

Giving thanks to Spiritualized this holiday season for making so many records about hard drugs that I don't have to listen to much else heading into 2026.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

There was a showdown … and socialism won … I guess?