Wet wipes to clean their telephone receptacles and a flow-bee for trimming their space-hair.
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Wet wipes to clean their telephone receptacles and a flow-bee for trimming their space-hair.
I think we should get them to go along to mars and we will promise them we will be right behind them “ready for all that mars slavery” the whole way. Kind of reverse Douglass Adamsing them.
I know the exact existential rage you are feeling, it guides how I think about any of this.
• The federal government spends about twice as much on procurement (about $750 billion according to some estimates) than it spends on federal employees (about $360 billion). • State and local governments spend about twice as much on procurement as the federal government.
Maybe you are wondering “how big of a deal is procurement and contracts to current modes of governing?” The answer: a very big deal.
Political attention is focused on government employees, but we spend more on contracting, often funding the ideological opponents of the government.
Trump Demands SAVE Act ‘MUST GO TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE’ — Vows to Block All Other Bills Until It’s Passed Mediaite
It’s more about how many cars per hour are crossing how many people per hour in my books, but I am not a traffic engineer, so who knows?
Ours has this weird design that basically forces all traffic both ways past the front entrance, making getting into it with children something akin to jaywalking across (NY’s)5th avenue at like 4pm.
I listened to “Satan is my motor” just the other day.
Duck Man?
My theory on these things is that cops are far more racist than political.
Iran/Persia is a place I still dream of visiting, I cried this morning when I realized that is unthinkable in my lifetime now. Every Persian I have known was the most amazing human in the room, over and over again. It’s a nation Americans would have very little trouble loving if they tried.
It’s an incredibly dangerous world. For all of us. Some way more than others.
Yeah, when Misk first randomly showed up in Memphis, I knew exactly what he was there for. Cheap energy, cheap water, corrupt leadership, I just had no idea he was staking the whole thing here. But my first thought when he was “just visiting” was, get that colonizer out of this city!
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
They have really been in full sick-fuck mode for awhile.
Random memory: I left most of my Sped textbooks with a teacher in Kazakhstan because according to him, this genre of textbook simply didn’t exist within the boarders of the country at the time. Shockingly, the treat people with disabilities better there than they do here. We hide the abuse.
He definitely is one.
feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined
This reminds me of my hypothetical RnB power hit “Shirtless in the Rainnn”
In case Gaza and now the Iranian school didn’t make it clear, militaries using AI to pick targets and execute strikes is just going to result in escalating tragedy and atrocities that leaders can shrug off and blame on the technology, making war crimes “acceptable” and part of the strategy of war.
He isn’t mad at her, he just wants to distance himself from all her bullshit now that she is getting in some actual trouble for it. He uses people and abandons them very readily, it’s just part of the “Teflon Don” thing. His only real talent is avoiding the consequences of his pointless existence.
Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."
Noem is a child.
That boomer “never retire” angle is going to give us a lot public figures rotting into corpse-like ghouls in real time.
Thom Tillis is threatening to use procedural moves to shut down every Senate committe he's involved in if Kristi Noem does not respond to his inquiry
This is something the Democrats could have done at any point during the last 14 months, but chose not to
The regime we like is using weapons we paid for to attack the regime we don't like, who is defending themselves using weapons we paid the last time we overthrew their leaders, but another country we're shaky with said they'll use weapons we paid for to attack us, but luckily allies have weapons we p
Perfect attendance or you lose the seat? I am down, I want people who want the job doing it.
He really wanted it to be his Taj, and it was, apparently.
I want everyone to give up the idea of single step solutions to any of this. Fixing all this is a generational task, it shouldn’t be, but it is. Do whatever you can whenever you can because that is literally the only option you have. If we were choosing our paths to begin with, we wouldn’t be in it.
