Matthew Tarpy

I'm grabbing my kid and my cats and we're fleeing to Ireland.

Please God tell me this didn't happen.

For your #Caturday viewing pleasure, Cayde, Bob, and Tater Tot have found a snuggly place to nap in the basement...

The Tarpy Clan is together again...L-R: David (Dad), Me (Matthew, son), Ann (Mom), Moira (daughter), Jonathan (Moira's husband)

#NYTGames - 3/14/26

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#Connections
Puzzle #1007
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#Strands #741
“A math teacher's favorite dessert”
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Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

#NYTGames - 3/13/26

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Puzzle #1006
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#Strands #740
“Mountain band”
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I Ignored the Signs. I Was Only 42. When I Saw the Look on My Doctor’s Face, I Knew What Was Coming—or So I Thought. I've driven myself crazy by thinking through counterfactuals. All I'm left with is what really happened.

It's content like this that makes me proud to pay for my @slate.com+ subscription...

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Globle Use your geography knowledge to figure out the mystery country in as few guesses as possible!

🌎 Mar 12, 2026 🌍
🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 6
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globle-game.com
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#NYTGames - 3/12/26

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Puzzle #1005
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#Strands #739
“Out-and-out”
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Bean: "*sigh* Is he really my brother?"

#Vorties #CatsOfBluesky #Catsky

#NYTGames - 3/11/26

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#Strands #738
“Survival mode”
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#NYTGames - 3/10/26

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#Strands #737
“"Hey"”
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Hello, my name is Matthew and I'm powerless over Starbucks...

Have to say I'm really impressed with the #HarrisTeeter in my parents' small town in NC for having a #Passover display...

I mean did they forget about Europe?

#NYTGames - 3/9/26

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#Strands #736
“Cute enough to eat”
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How about "no?"

Of all the takes, this is certainly one of them...

It's been 12 years since #MH370 disappeared. Sometimes I'll just bring up the Indian ocean on Maps and see if I can somehow force myself to know where the crash site is. Those poor people deserve to be found.

What this theory presupposes is that Bingus is a furry.

#NYTGames - 3/8/26

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Puzzle #1001
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#Strands #735
“That time of year again”
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#NYTGames - 3/7/26

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#Strands #734
“Nice glasses!”
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For #Caturday, a selection of my goobers over the last week. Tater Tot - Tortie, Cayde - Orange Boi, Bob - Void

I had the opportunity to try The Product this afternoon. It was honestly pretty good. And unlike a lizard man in Human CEO costume I actually ate it. #BigArch

#NYTGames - 3/6/26

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#Strands #733
“That's dedication”
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#NYTGames - 3/5/26

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#Strands #732
“That's it?”
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NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay

@peroty.bsky.social note the Salvation's Edge raid jacket. The guy checking me in to vote geeked out about it. Lol.