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its donald trump forbidding iran from mining the strait of hormuz forthwith

I do not give the IRGC or any entities associated with Iran permission to mine the Strait of Hormuz. With this statement I give notice to the IRGC it is strictly forbidden to mine the Strait. The violation of ukase can be punished by law (UCC 1308 11 308103 and the Rome Statute).

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Fuckin' Adam Schiff, man. What a colossal disappointment he's been.

@democrats.org: The fact that your party is STILL actively collaborating with Trump's fascist agenda is exactly why you'll never get another iota of support from me until the cowards in your midst (including, but not limited to, these 18) are replaced.

STOP VOTING FOR TRUMP NOMINEES FFS

No lies detected, as I'm sure the kids still say.

I am increasingly convinced that “apolitical“ means “I‘m kind of dumb, sorry.”

I opted out of Grammarly's bullshit using this email. I hope I didn't go too easy on them.

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Oh it does indeed

The cheat code you're looking for is to just not have a job.

Happy Calvin's Dad day to those who celebrate

Feel free to do whatever you want.

Double meat double cheese mayo mustard pickles onions.

I am not a healthy man.

I have never seen a picture of Dario Amodei in which he does not look uncomfortably constipated.

For the last several weeks, Pinterest has been sending me emails in French with alarming frequency, despite the fact that a) I don't think I even have a Pinterest account, and b) I don't speak French.

So our options for 2028 so far seem to be this asshole, a former McKinsey death-eater, someone who has shown roughly zero national campaign management skills in two previous runs for President, and some fucking billionaire.

And I just can't see the field getting much better, sadly.

"Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others."

How about, instead of this thing (which won't actually help the poorest Americans who already don't pay income tax but still pay taxes in the form of fees and surcharges etc), how about we tax billionaires out of existence?

Every billionaire is a living embodiment of tax policy failure.

Jesus Podcasting Christ.

One reason is that a lot of Democrats think doing so would “legitimize” the tactic, as if a) that matters at all, or b) it hasn’t already been legitimized by its effective use against them.

From their profile:

“A wanderer upon this Earth, observing all that I can take in.”

Unless it has swears in it, I guess.

Wrong. English is a rich and deeply nuanced language, and sometimes the only word that captures the exact shade of meaning you’re looking for is something a pearl-clutcher like you decry as “profanity.”

In other words, swearing is a part of being human, so maybe shut the fuck up about it.

I wish to read that story now.

Switching to Gatsby Standard Time so I can be borne back ceaselessly into the past

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Calling art “the ultimate luxury” is a blatant lie that only serves to artificially distance people from a critical part of the human experience. Art is not a luxury. It’s a goddamn necessity.

And fuck these developers for draining my old hometown of its character as quickly as they can.

Americans are addicted to cars, but in many ways it's a forced addiction. Decades of policy have made cars the dominant mode of travel at the expense of others, and marketing reinforces the car as the "best" choice. This isn't to excuse individual choices, but car dependency is a systemic issue.

Like... shutting the fuck up is entirely free

It’s 100 percent sincere and just as ghastly.

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